Some red hot tree news. news.yahoo.com/drought-bark-…

SCOTUS trivia time. How many Supreme Court rulings has the Supreme Court overturned? [ music plays ] My neighbor guessed 3. Actual answer: 233. constitution.congress.gov/re…

The technology that goes into dispensing paper towels today is astounding.

Mosquito news .... laist.com/news/climate-envir…

Hey guys just a heads up ... when someone isn't allowed to do something because they're the wrong race, that's called ... RACISM. Just fyi. Go ahead, look it up, use the dictionary if you want.

Neil Young's content should come with an advisory label that the music you're about to hear sucks. and it should have a link to the dead kennedys website for some true facts about advisory labels.

Good thing Ukraine is wearing its mask so it's safe.

There's no way the burp I just did in my mask is safer than covid.

The good news is, between the N95 mask and antibacterial soap, I can perform surgery outdoors, anytime.

Wanted to mention I just beat a couple kids at Risk. Still got it.

Guys I'm really excited, I just finished writing the chorus for my new song "Northern Pintail / 2nd Most Abundant Duck In North Amercia" for my upcoming fake record "2nd Most Abundant" about ducks.

really you'd be doing yourself a favor if you watched this livestream from @pilemusic last weekend. they're one of the raddest things going in all of musicland. youtube.com/watch?v=4XYCjE0_…

"sometimes i have to choose my addictions based on which is the least likeliest to kill me or ruin my life," said the guy drinking tea and exercising.

Having seen an owl on my walk this morning, I'm reminded that a great horned owl can liquefy a swallowed mouse in five minutes.

I don't eat eggs without sriracha.

Dear MOGWAI you had me at "new album." Making "the charts" whatever those are is cool too. glasgowlive.co.uk/whats-on/w…

weezer love. brokenrecordpodcast.com/#/ep…

I think I'm going to either call my next fake album "the feeling is mutual," or im going to make every song about trees. You see? It's kind of a high-art approach. with "the feeling is mutual," a subtle commentary on EQ - what we feel, what we manifest, we attract more of.

Here's a deep thought for you. Why is it our elected officials listen to scientists and make tough decisions for pandemics, but they don't listen to scientists and make tough decisions for climate change.

with the angels not playing baseball, i dont even know what to complain about right now.