A legal alien in the Channel Islands, mum of cynical teens, PR grafter
Joined December 2008
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Am at my parents. It’s 150degrees, I’ve had grapefruit for breakfast and am now teaching my mother how to use Instagram.
How does it work with Claudia’s wardrobe on #TheTraitors. Are these items borrowed or is there a huge wardrobe budget?
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astonishing how whenever you go to the post office the queue in front of you is made up almost entirely of people who appear to have ended up at the post office by accident, have in fact never visited a post office before, and have no idea what they want out of the experience
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Wore a black turtleneck jumper to work and so far have
-been asked where my box of milk tray is
-asked when the next jazz band are on
-asked if I’m planning to steal the moon
-had the Mission Impossible theme tune whistled at me. Twice.
-been called Steve Jobs
#officelife
There is a family in a modest sized house on a Shop Smart show on C5 that have a £1k budget for a HOOVER.
We were all out at different parties last night. Someone (not me) came home, ate this left over pasta and then carefully replaced the cling film on the empty bowl. #mystery.
Worth listening to for @MarinaHyde almost losing her shit about the way some people arrange their bookshelves. Enormously entertaining.
Life with teenage girls.
‘Does anyone need anything from Waitrose?’
‘Snacks’
‘Anything in particular?’
‘Something like a twix. You know, something cute’
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Well done British Twitter on being incredibly silly about Gary Barlow's giant son. Classic old skool goofing. Plus the immortal phrase "Gary Barlow's oxen of a son." Plural.
This is what passes for white hot entertainment in Jersey. We’ve had thick horror movie level fog for 2 days solid and not a single flight has landed for two days. Flights trying then having to go back to the UK. It’s very tense making!
