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Living a dark and gothy existence in the Midwestern USA. But not too dark. OK, pretty dark.

Cincinnati, Ohio
Joined December 2007
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beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering
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Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."
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Too old for TikTok, too young for Life Alert
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i'm sick of blessings in disguise. i am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever
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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.
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I'm not multitasking as much as I'm doing a bunch of random things while I try to remember what I was going to do in the first place.
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Brat summer is out, attic wife autumn is in. We’re hissing at people. We’re withdrawing from society. We’re growing our hair below our waist. We’re setting fire to his curtains. We’re gaslighting his new side piece.
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yeah I've read the classics
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Seattle, I sure did love you. 🌲🌲
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Do something that scares you every day. If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫
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Did we ever find out if they were giants?
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Vibes right now. Anyone else?
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true. most older women, if they are living with older men, will spend most of their time searching for the men's misplaced car keys, cell phone, hearing aid, remote control for the TV (hint: between sofa cushions). am I mistaken?
infuriating to see men suggesting that the purpose of older women is to assist in raising children when their true purpose is to solve crimes.
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Mimi Louise 2020-2024. Here she is with her favorite human. She was a feisty little girl who lived her best life as if she knew it was going to be as short as it inevitably was. Keep that tail twitchin’ girl. 🖤🖤🖤🖤
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Me in Waitrose buying an avocado.
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I may not have any Olympic medals, but I do have a favorite stovetop burner, crippling anxiety and a plastic bag filled with 103 other plastic bags.
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OTOY is proud to unveil a new documentary and short film in honor and recognition of 2001 - one of the most influential and historically important films in cinema history All VFX rendered in #Octane / @rendernetwork by our incredible art team. thedigitalbits.com/columns/m…
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He’s heavier than he looks
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