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Lauren Brown

@laurendrive

I have a lot of original thoughts

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Joined April 2008
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Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around #insideouttakes
I ran out of Yellowjackets episodes and now I'm sad
are we still sharing these Wordle 217 3/6 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Tesla, Inc. g.co/kgs/e9mLnc
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I guess my 4 year old wanted me to spread the word about Tesla 🥴
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I'm going to say something controversial because I've heard this is the platform to do it: I think Topper is hotter than John B. #outerbanksseason2
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Looking forward to this Sunday when I can watch the new Mare of Easttown episode! It's my favorite show!
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fr though if anyone has any show recommendations please send them I'm sad
Bo Burnham- Inside is the funniest and most compelling thing I've watched in the past 1.5 years. I opened wide for this one. Thank u @boburnham
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NOT MY PANTS RIPPED ON LIVE ON TV
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Dion Lim
@DionLimTV7 Feb 2021
BREAKING: “Please don’t hurt my kids” Sean & Winnifred Fang are 4 & almost 2. Their dad says they were kidnapped when a man stole his van while delivering food in Pacific Heights. Dad says kids speak only Mandarin. SFPD issuing Amber Alert shortly.
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remember when senators got coronavirus briefings before the public and sold off millions of dollars in stocks before the crash last year and faced no consequences and no regulation? then reddit made one stock into a meme and they’re talking about restructuring the whole market
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Now's a good time to familiarize yourself with the Streisand Effect. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stre…
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In 2021 can we bring back blooper reels
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Anna@Anna_Snackz7 Nov 2020
saw someone do a cartwheel in the street. imagine sucking so much that someone does a cartwheel in the street when you lose your job
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If you are still confused on how to pronounce her name, it's "Madame Vice-President."
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Ryan Lizza
@RyanLizza5 Nov 2020
The President’s Twitter feed currently has more warnings than a pack of cigarettes.
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We're for sure in the bad place
Reid J. Epstein (@reidepstein) profile pictureReid J. Epstein@reidepstein4 Nov 2020
Green Bay's absentee ballot results are being delayed because one of the vote-counting machines ran out of ink and an elections official had to return to City Hall to get more.
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I feel personally attacked by the SNL eBay sketch
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