#1 chango lover

she/her/ella
Joined October 2019
i think i was an orangutan in every past life this is my first time being human clearly
151
Curious George when the Man with the Yellow Hat brings him a banana:
YEAH? weregonnabethenumberoneshowontv OOOOOO ooo ooo ooo ooo
2
370
6
5,117
80,395
Me after papa spontaneously left town and put me in charge of the pizzeria
5
522
5
6,132
58,052
layla🙉 retweeted
"one like isn't a lot" imagine one pizza in the oven
3
520
14
6,826
50,877
The Domino’s online tracker 4 minutes after you put your order in:
15
2,483
27
37,970
544,503
scaring the hoes (beautiful man of my dreams) by being too nonchalant (overly going)
1
273
Just put a pizza in the oven
5
442
19
6,474
427,715
I suck at sexting I be like Hi
16
2,174
30
36,602
374,362
layla🙉 retweeted
“Your husband is being charged with the rap…”
Your husband is being charged with the rape of an 18 year old and the sexual grooming involving a 16 year old. He has denied the rape and claims it was consensual. There are damning sexual text messages with the 16 year old where your husband is alleged to have requested masturbation videos. As the wife, are you submitting an affidavit in court in support of him being granted bail?
120
11,908
49
132,594
2,612,776
layla🙉 retweeted
pls don’t flirt with me i am a terrible woman who will obsess over you in an extremely unhealthy way
55
5,244
207
25,606
340,615
genuinely idk who i tweeted this about. there’s something seriously wrong with me..
I MISS MY HONEYBEE IM SO SICK
1
177
layla🙉 retweeted
Bought the resident evil popcorn bucket for 40 after amcs dumbass expensive ass shipping #Whatever #ImCattle
34
148
12
1,689
21,327
i love my small franchise cinema bc they don’t have ads. going to cinemark is literal hell.
wdym they don't have ads??
1
384
layla🙉 retweeted
Top 3 lugares donde hablo sola: 1. Letterboxd 2. Mi casa 3. X
21
6,353
165
24,246
221,046
layla🙉 retweeted
when someone lets me down and it triggers my hyper-independence and the belief that i dont need anybody in my life
25
6,448
408
24,824
396,616
i have been nothing but obsessive and possessive and unhealthily towards you and this is how you treat me
58
6,672
1,429
40,963
2,285,592
took the stairs today and thought wow this is just like in resident evil
20
1,665
58
17,812
136,212
this is like when lorelai gets mad at luke that jess crashed the car
201
people really leave and come into your life when you need it most and it’s so crazy how things align that way
191
layla🙉 retweeted
love when you realize that he’s literally just some guy
21
2,046
163
16,167
3,078,874
Ppl will make an imessage sticker out of yo ass if u not looking
192
10,307
1,400
124,083
1,911,601