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Real Estate Advisor | Helping Nigerians & Diaspora investors buy safely. instagram : @layohomes call : ☎️ 08150496032

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VICTORIA ISLAND LUXURY APARTMENTS Now Selling Own a premium apartment in the heart of VICTORIA ISLAND PRICING 3 Bedroom: N700m 2 Bedroom: N550m 1 Bedroom: N400m LOCATION: Victoria Island TITLE Governor’s Consent and Building Approval FEATURES AND AMENITIES High-security gated estate Olympic-sized swimming pool State-of-the-art gymnasium 2 modern elevators Advanced fire safety systems (fire hydrants and smoke alarms in every apartment) Expert facility management Welcoming reception office Spacious living room and bedrooms with closets Fully fitted kitchen Backup power supply with high-capacity generator WHY BUY NOW Prime address Verified title and approvals Flexible payment plan Limited units available BOOK YOUR INSPECTION 📞 08150496032
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Can we all agree that some supposed lazy house wives that don’t have any known business they do, fit get money pass you wey get business, if these women show you their account balance you fit faint 😂
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Someone says he wants to apply for dog position 😅
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A woman bought Ikeola Greek Yoghurt, chilled it properly and kept it in the fridge. She even wrote her name on it. In capital letters o 😂 The next morning, she opened the fridge and met an empty plastic. She called a family meeting immediately. “Who drank my yoghurt?” Everybody denied it. Her children said no. Her husband said no. Even the person who opened the fridge last night suddenly developed memory loss 😭🤣 My people, this is why you should order enough Ikeola Treats for the whole house. Ikeola Treats is too delicious to be kept a secret 😍 Greek Yoghurt 500ml - 4000 1 litre - 7500 2 litres - 14500 Milky yoghurt small size - 2000 big size - 3000 📍IBADAN, delivery is not a barrier
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My neighbour bought a fridge for her son and asked him to pay her ₦2,000 daily from the money he made selling cold drinks. The boy agreed. After six months, he had paid more than the cost of the fridge, but his mother refused to release it to him. She said, “I bought it with my money. The money you pay is for raising you.” The boy got angry and stopped paying. His mother called a family meeting and accused him of being ungrateful. The most annoying part? She told everyone that if she died, the fridge should be sold to settle her burial expenses! The boy stood up and said, “No problem, Mummy. When you die, I will also bring the receipts for all the food I bought you.” 😭😭
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People must also lodge in a hotel with their NIN
"Tenants Must rent Houses with Their NIN. We Are making A Law".... Akpabio What about lodging in an hotel too?😅
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Repost if you agree 🙏🏽.
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It’s everyday you people apologize
Dear Esteemed Customer, We apologise for falling short of the expected minimum service level of 20 hours on the Band A feeders below for October 27th and 28th, 2026.
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My man decided to spoil me with luxury bath so I can gather enough strength to process the loads of orders that came in this week. ❤️
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If you keep waiting for the perfect time to buy a landed property, you may miss the opportunity to buy at today's price.
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E no get combination way Nigerians never try
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You don't own a land or a house of your own but you spend over ₦100k at the club every weekend? That's over ₦400k monthly on clubbing! Yet, when you're asked to invest in something that will secure your future, you say there's no money. I pity you. You can't keep prioritizing enjoyment over building a life of your own and expect things to magically change. Enjoyment is good but what exactly are you building? Because one day, the club will close, the music will stop and reality will hit.
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13-in-1 Multipurpose Blender delivery done and dusted 📦✨ ​The last unit will be delivered tomorrow as a special surprise birthday gift. 🎁 ​I want to use this opportunity to say a massive THANK YOU to all our amazing customers for believing in Eniola Kitchen Store and constantly trusting us with your orders. Your trust truly motivates us to keep doing better. ​May God bless you all abundantly 🙏❤️
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Ugoeze landed Phc and told my brother, who went to pick her up, to first take her straight to the car wash make she use peppersoup and small stout step down fess. 😅😅😅😅 Been an amazing couple of months with my mum. She don leave me go😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭
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I have worked with people from different tribes but I must say that some of the best staff I have ever worked with are Yoruba people. Three Yoruba staff members I have worked with remain among my best to date. Two left to pursue their dreams, but they still call me till today. One even called me that she was hospitalized and I cleared her hospital bill because she was good to me when she worked at my place. I use to tell all my staff that if they’re leaving my place, they should make sure they leave on a good note. I don’t forget people who were good to me. Even if it’s 10yrs, I will show up for you. One Yoruba staff is still working with me. These three yoruba staff showed me loyalty, dedication and commitment. I will never forget their impact on my business. Now, another person who is gradually winning my heart is our chef. Not because of his tasty meals o. He has been with us for just three months, but those three months have been filled with impact. Two days ago, I gave him the opportunity to process goat meat for the first time. I felt as a chef, he will be good with meat. Omo! This guy washed five goats, spiced them and got them into the grill within 30 minutes, while I supervised him. After everything, he cleaned the entire workspace and washed all the equipment he used. You see this guy? He doesn’t wait to be given work. He finds something productive to do. Another thing that impresses me about him is his neatness. I love neat people! You don’t need to remind him to keep his environment clean. For me, a good staff is not just someone who knows the job. It’s someone who takes ownership of their responsibilities. Meanwhile, look at our beautiful space. No matter how much I try to capture this place, my camera never does it justice. A lot of sections and products are not even showing in these pictures. I intentionally invested in creating a beautiful, spacious and comfortable environment for our customers. I wanted to build a place worth travelling a long distance to visit. And looking at what we have built today, I’m proud of how far this brand has come. You need to see how our walk in customers increased since we moved here. This is Dimma Spicy Kilishi . We are not just selling products; we are building a brand with standards. I remain the Kilishi Lord Visit us at Kubwa phase 4 close to American snacks, Gado Nasko road Abuja. WhatsApp 08037577304
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Box of doughnuts and puff puff N12,000
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She went to visit his dad, a meat seller in the market, only to find him sleeping…. Men >>>>🥹❤️
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I got a toilet disinfectant and it was written on it that it’d last for 300 flushes. It’s barely two weeks and it’s almost finished. Even I had diarrhea, there’s no way I have pooped 300 times already. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
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They made education expensive and introduced loans. They increased fuel prices and gave workers six months of transport allowance. What happens after six months? They are playing us, and we're busy smiling.
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Dear Emir Geng, Qoute this tweet with what you sell or the service you render 💥 Let’s push it together 💪
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