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VICTORIA ISLAND LUXURY APARTMENTS
Now Selling
Own a premium apartment in the heart of VICTORIA ISLAND
PRICING
3 Bedroom: N700m
2 Bedroom: N550m
1 Bedroom: N400m
LOCATION: Victoria Island
TITLE
Governor’s Consent and Building Approval
FEATURES AND AMENITIES
High-security gated estate
Olympic-sized swimming pool
State-of-the-art gymnasium
2 modern elevators
Advanced fire safety systems (fire hydrants and smoke alarms in every apartment)
Expert facility management
Welcoming reception office
Spacious living room and bedrooms with closets
Fully fitted kitchen
Backup power supply with high-capacity generator
WHY BUY NOW
Prime address
Verified title and approvals
Flexible payment plan
Limited units available
BOOK YOUR INSPECTION
📞 08150496032
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Can we all agree that some supposed lazy house wives that don’t have any known business they do, fit get money pass you wey get business, if these women show you their account balance you fit faint 😂
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A woman bought Ikeola Greek Yoghurt, chilled it properly and kept it in the fridge. She even wrote her name on it. In capital letters o 😂
The next morning, she opened the fridge and met an empty plastic. She called a family meeting immediately. “Who drank my yoghurt?”
Everybody denied it. Her children said no. Her husband said no. Even the person who opened the fridge last night suddenly developed memory loss 😭🤣
My people, this is why you should order enough Ikeola Treats for the whole house. Ikeola Treats is too delicious to be kept a secret 😍
Greek Yoghurt
500ml - 4000
1 litre - 7500
2 litres - 14500
Milky yoghurt
small size - 2000
big size - 3000
📍IBADAN, delivery is not a barrier
Dear LayoHomes retweeted
My neighbour bought a fridge for her son and asked him to pay her ₦2,000 daily from the money he made selling cold drinks.
The boy agreed.
After six months, he had paid more than the cost of the fridge, but his mother refused to release it to him.
She said, “I bought it with my money. The money you pay is for raising you.”
The boy got angry and stopped paying.
His mother called a family meeting and accused him of being ungrateful.
The most annoying part? She told everyone that if she died, the fridge should be sold to settle her burial expenses!
The boy stood up and said, “No problem, Mummy. When you die, I will also bring the receipts for all the food I bought you.” 😭😭
Dear LayoHomes retweeted
My man decided to spoil me with luxury bath so I can gather enough strength to process the loads of orders that came in this week. ❤️
If you keep waiting for the perfect time to buy a landed property, you may miss the opportunity to buy at today's price.
You don't own a land or a house of your own but you spend over ₦100k at the club every weekend?
That's over ₦400k monthly on clubbing!
Yet, when you're asked to invest in something that will secure your future, you say there's no money.
I pity you.
You can't keep prioritizing enjoyment over building a life of your own and expect things to magically change.
Enjoyment is good but what exactly are you building?
Because one day, the club will close, the music will stop and reality will hit.
Dear LayoHomes retweeted
13-in-1 Multipurpose Blender delivery done and dusted 📦✨
The last unit will be delivered tomorrow as a special surprise birthday gift. 🎁
I want to use this opportunity to say a massive THANK YOU to all our amazing customers for believing in Eniola Kitchen Store and constantly trusting us with your orders. Your trust truly motivates us to keep doing better.
May God bless you all abundantly 🙏❤️
Dear LayoHomes retweeted
Ugoeze landed Phc and told my brother, who went to pick her up, to first take her straight to the car wash make she use peppersoup and small stout step down fess. 😅😅😅😅
Been an amazing couple of months with my mum. She don leave me go😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭
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I have worked with people from different tribes but I must say that some of the best staff I have ever worked with are Yoruba people.
Three Yoruba staff members I have worked with remain among my best to date.
Two left to pursue their dreams, but they still call me till today.
One even called me that she was hospitalized and I cleared her hospital bill because she was good to me when she worked at my place.
I use to tell all my staff that if they’re leaving my place, they should make sure they leave on a good note.
I don’t forget people who were good to me. Even if it’s 10yrs, I will show up for you.
One Yoruba staff is still working with me.
These three yoruba staff showed me loyalty, dedication and commitment. I will never forget their impact on my business.
Now, another person who is gradually winning my heart is our chef. Not because of his tasty meals o.
He has been with us for just three months, but those three months have been filled with impact.
Two days ago, I gave him the opportunity to process goat meat for the first time. I felt as a chef, he will be good with meat.
Omo! This guy washed five goats, spiced them and got them into the grill within 30 minutes, while I supervised him.
After everything, he cleaned the entire workspace and washed all the equipment he used.
You see this guy? He doesn’t wait to be given work. He finds something productive to do.
Another thing that impresses me about him is his neatness. I love neat people! You don’t need to remind him to keep his environment clean.
For me, a good staff is not just someone who knows the job. It’s someone who takes ownership of their responsibilities.
Meanwhile, look at our beautiful space.
No matter how much I try to capture this place, my camera never does it justice. A lot of sections and products are not even showing in these pictures.
I intentionally invested in creating a beautiful, spacious and comfortable environment for our customers.
I wanted to build a place worth travelling a long distance to visit.
And looking at what we have built today, I’m proud of how far this brand has come.
You need to see how our walk in customers increased since we moved here.
This is Dimma Spicy Kilishi .
We are not just selling products; we are building a brand with standards.
I remain the Kilishi Lord
Visit us at Kubwa phase 4 close to American snacks, Gado Nasko road Abuja.
WhatsApp 08037577304
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She went to visit his dad, a meat seller in the market, only to find him sleeping…. Men >>>>🥹❤️
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I got a toilet disinfectant and it was written on it that it’d last for 300 flushes.
It’s barely two weeks and it’s almost finished. Even I had diarrhea, there’s no way I have pooped 300 times already. 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Dear LayoHomes retweeted
They made education expensive and introduced loans.
They increased fuel prices and gave workers six months of transport allowance. What happens after six months?
They are playing us, and we're busy smiling.

































