Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to taste.

Joined November 2010
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So it’s official: Reuters has confirmed that the White House gave the order to disrupt Starlink so Russia could attack Kyiv with no advanced warning. The US aided and abetted Putin’s killing of numerous civilians in Ukraine. Trump’s a traitor, a Russian asset who is using US military technology to help our enemy.
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It’s really an A+ troll by Zelenskyy to take out half of Russia’s bot farm, weeks before the US midterm elections.
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BREAKING: Iranian officials say they will soon release the audio of several voicemails Donald Trump left them in which he begs, threatens, attempts to bribe, and finally cries for them to open up the Strait of Hormuz so gas prices will go down before Americans vote on November 3.
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Caledon, Ontario: These two stole all the bags of firewood available for sale roadside for the second time in less than a month. They have enough money for a +$100k Denali pickup but would rather steal than pay people for their hard work. Make them famous, these people are turning Canada into a low trust society.
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Yeah there ain’t nothin going on up there
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Mitch McConnell has resurfaced, 3 months after disappearing from public view. tmz.me/3Tv0jrm 🎥: @hicharliecotton
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Skip the US this summer. Canada has the better version. 🇨🇦 Texas → Calgary California → BC New York → Toronto Maine → Nova Scotia Vermont → Quebec Florida → Okanagan Hawaii → Tofino Colorado → Banff Alaska → Yukon Michigan → Muskoka Napa → NOTL We have world-class travel at home. We just don't market it well enough. What pairing would you add? 🇨🇦
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On behalf of Canada, go fuck yourself. Your country is bankrupt, and your President is a rapist.
Oh Canada! This won’t end well for you.
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This is why soccer/futbol is the toughest sport in the entire world. This player took a BRUTAL cheap shot to the back from a ball kicked well over 100 mph. Not only was this warrior able to quickly and miraculously recover but he even managed to somehow FINISH THE GAME! ⚽️🔥
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What a weekend 🤯 You showed up and created something truly special. Creativity and community thrived, and we plan to keep raising the bar in 2027. See you then, Sonic Temple.
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Nobody wants to play the Ottawa Senators in round 1.
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Replying to @PuckReportNHL
But this is 5k 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bring back vintage Tim Hortons employees
Tim Hortons are bringing back Vintage cups
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Bennett could be in trouble there… looked like a “sneaky dirty” play, going through the motions but now it looks like a suspendible head shot on Stolarz #NHLPlayoffs #StanleyCupPlayoffs
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Just figured out where these fake tariff rates come from. They didn't actually calculate tariff rates + non-tariff barriers, as they say they did. Instead, for every country, they just took our trade deficit with that country and divided it by the country's exports to us. So we have a $17.9 billion trade deficit with Indonesia. Its exports to us are $28 billion. $17.9/$28 = 64%, which Trump claims is the tariff rate Indonesia charges us. What extraordinary nonsense this is.
Replying to @JamesSurowiecki
It's also important to understand that the tariff rates that foreign countries are supposedly charging us are just made-up numbers. South Korea, with which we have a trade agreement, is not charging a 50% tariff on U.S. exports. Nor is the EU charging a 39% tariff.
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This is a pretty serious lie by Mark Carney - no two ways about it. He's Chair of Brookfield's board as they vote to move HQ out of Canada to New York City, & chaired the meeting where the board voted to do so. Then...they move....in November. Then....he steps down...in late mid-January. financialpost.com/fp-finance… financialpost.com/fp-finance… This is the exact opposite of what he said last night. It's one thing to have a terrible take on fentanyl as a "concern" in Canada, when it's a real-time tragedy of a massive scope, & he did that 2 1/2 weeks ago. That's just a dangerous & bad opinion. It's another thing to call yourself a "globalist" & "elitist", & he did that 2 weekends ago. That's outing yourself for the world to see. The Brookfield statement is a falsehood, & there's a reason people lie about things they are well aware are true.
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Cell phones, airlines, grocery stores: Canada’s Monopoly Problem. How did we get here. How do we get out.
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’What We Become' is out NOW! 🤘💚 Watch the full video here: youtu.be/gN36BG-R7Iw 
#TheHaloEffect
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Good morning Leaf Nation!
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Are the Leafs good in the playoffs? No. But are they fun to watch? Also no. But do they provide you hope that they’ll figure it out one of these years? Also no. But are their players easy to root for and universally well-liked without any issues within the fanbase? Also no. Bu-
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One of funniest things I’ve ever heard was a girl explaining the difference between Glasgow & London. She’d moved to London, was dressing boldly, and no one batted an eyelid. She wore a beret in Glasgow and within 2 mins someone leaned out a passing car and shouted “BONJOUR!”
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