Mad Funkable Tokens🎩 Day1 @Doodles 5️⃣ , OG @nouncil emeritus, v0 punks @nakamigos , cryptoadz !croak , & that mfer \\lean pockets was my DJ name \since 2010
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cappy •ᴗ•ᵍᵐ🎩 retweeted
Yesterday was Elon’s greatest magic trick.
It got everybody believe an amazing technological gap had just been made.
I got fooled too.
At first, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I was so excited.
And don’t get me wrong , the technology, the precision at which the car did what it did, was fabulous.
However, it was not a car doing it.
And that is the true, Machiavellic genius of Elon.
There is no flying car.
There is no car at all.
It was an empty shell. As light as possible. No seats. Nothing.
Full of gas tanks.
With a maximum of 2 secs of thrust usage.
In other words, it was a drone.
A drone with a shell that looked like a car.
Imagine if it had been a square piece of metal instead.
You would have said “nice”.
The truth is, it is nothing more than that.
It was not the car that you will see in the street. It was just a piece of light metal, that had the same body as the one you wil buy.
The technology exists since a long time.
If nobody did it, it’s not that they didn’t think about it’s it’s because it is not sustainable.
It is not achievable.
So why were we fooled ?
Because most people can’t imagine the biggest entrepreneur and genius of our century would have put millions into a show and be ruthless enough to put a fake car in a demonstration with the goal of selling something that will have nothing to do with what he is showing.
It was a show. A spectacle. Pure manipulation. Ruthless, immoral marketing.
The whole “ socialism vs capitalism” or “Europe vs America” we are seeing is the result of a fabulously done propaganda.
The car doesn’t fly.
It never will.
Most importantly,
there wasn’t any car on that show.
But the brainwashed idiots that we are will rush to buy it, waiting for another two years ( 9 have passed already since the preorders), only to receive something that has nothing to do with what we have seen.
Expect the shell.
But in 2026, it seems it is what we are. Empty shells for which entertainment and lies are enough to make us dance like apes.
Porsche maybe didn’t do a flying demonstration.
But at least they will deliver exactly what they have shown. And it will drive better than any Tesla ever will ( especially if it weights two fugging tons).
cappy •ᴗ•ᵍᵐ🎩 retweeted
I’m the opposite of a flat earther. This planet is far rounder than we’ve been led to believe.
cappy •ᴗ•ᵍᵐ🎩 retweeted
Been seeing a lot of
“why is there a @RareFriendsNFT in my wallet, did I get hacked?”
You didn’t.
I wrote a quick one that explains where it came from, and how to actually turn it on and earn:
medium.com/@cdbzkts/whats-th…
cappy •ᴗ•ᵍᵐ🎩 retweeted
you'll never see Credits the same way again.
the hidden genius of @jackbutcher
cappy •ᴗ•ᵍᵐ🎩 retweeted
tldr: thousands of nfts were moved in a whitehat rescue. revoke approvals to payment processor v2 on ethereum and v3 on apechain now, even if you stopped using those marketplaces. @0xquit says assets in the identified rescue wallet are safe and will be returned once no longer at risk. disconnecting your wallet does not revoke approvals.
3,832 nfts were initially reported moving out of hundreds of wallets this morning. @cirrusnft flagged the activity, and quit confirmed it was a whitehat rescue: the assets in the identified wallet are being held for return once they are no longer at risk.
the immediate warning concerns two @limitbreak contracts: payment processor v2 on ethereum and payment processor v3 on apechain.
here’s how an nft can leave your wallet without you signing a new transaction.
when you trade through a marketplace, you typically grant a contract permission to transfer your nfts. that approval is separate from the listing you sign. a collection-wide approval can cover every nft you own in that collection, and it remains active until revoked.
the marketplace’s trading contract is supposed to enforce the conditions of a legitimate sale. if that contract has an exploitable weakness, its existing transfer permissions can become a route into approved assets. no fresh wallet confirmation is necessarily required. the warning points to those existing approvals as the exposure here; the precise code-level failure still needs a verified technical postmortem. (revoke.cash)
the marketplace connections matter:
@magiceden’s former ethereum marketplace used payment processor, and the initial transfers were showing up as magic eden sales.
@mintify previously integrated payment processor v2, so users who granted approvals through that integration should check them too.
@othersidemeta’s marketplace integration guide identifies the exact apechain payment processor v3 address in quit’s warning.
these are documented integrations. the full impact on each marketplace is still unconfirmed. your exposure depends on which contract your wallet approved, including approvals granted through another interface or aggregator. (einpresswire.com, mintify.beehiiv.com, gist.github.com)
magic eden ended support for its evm marketplaces on march 9. closing a website or removing its listings does not automatically remove permissions recorded onchain. you can stop using a marketplace and still have approvals sitting there months later. (help.magiceden.io, revoke.cash)
what to do now:
open @revokecash at revoke.cash, check each wallet, and revoke approvals to the following contracts on the corresponding network:
ethereum payment processor v2:
0x9a1d00bed7cd04bcda516d721a596eb22aac6834
apechain payment processor v3:
0x9a1d00000000fc540e2000560054812452eb5366
check all matching approvals, including nft permissions and any token allowances. make sure the revocation transactions confirm, and avoid granting those contracts fresh approvals while the incident remains unresolved.
disconnecting your wallet from a website does not revoke onchain approvals. a hardware wallet also does not protect against permissions you already granted: the contract can use them without accessing your private keys. (revoke.cash)
if your assets moved to:
0x71cf3f5724bd2b72ef6464992acd26216de7fe33
quit says they are safe and will be returned once they are no longer at risk. still revoke. returning an nft to a wallet with the same dangerous collection approval could expose it again. follow his verified updates for the return process, and ignore unsolicited “recovery” dms or claim links.
for the community, this exposes a serious problem with permissions that can outlive the products we granted them to. we need a public postmortem, clear recovery instructions, better approval controls, and marketplace shutdown procedures that explicitly address outstanding permissions.
REVOKE APPROVALS TO THESE ASAP:
Payment Processor V2 on Ethereum: 0x9A1D00bEd7CD04BCDA516d721A596eb22Aac6834
Payment Processor V3 on ApeChain: 0x9a1D00000000fC540e2000560054812452eB5366
use revoke.cash or similar.
cappy •ᴗ•ᵍᵐ🎩 retweeted
As promised...
I said I would give away another NFT at 7 figure MC!
Since we are feeling the Good Vibes as this thing sends it only made sense to give away this clean @goodvibesclub NFT.
Here's what you have to do to enter:
Like, share, follow, and comment your ETH wallet.
A bot will not win.
My brother @ScottWarner18 will choose the winner because he has no idea who is who here and will have no bias lol.
I wonder what it feels like at 8 figures? 🤔
Think Different 🍎
0x6D11782eF6CBe773Da2DeFEf612F9A57c54012bF
$MACINTOSH @MacintoshAAPL
cappy •ᴗ•ᵍᵐ🎩 retweeted
The 5th toadiversary draws nigh and there'll be three free (minus manifold fee) toadly claims 9/9:
Toad Lich - wallets with a toad held over 3 years and also inactive for over 3 years
Boochog - wallets with a toad held over 1 year (but not a lich wallet)
Toadler - holders <1 yr
cappy •ᴗ•ᵍᵐ🎩 retweeted
As the macro crypto environment begins to look fuckin amazing here, I think many many coins are good holds. However, one to me stands out as a safe hold with soooo much upside and that is fartcoin.
It’s my largest position by a mile here in memes and I’ll tell you why.
To me: it is the PERFECT memecoin. I’ll brain dump my thoughts on why below.
Fartcoin. The narrative is simple. The name is the coin. You hear fartcoin and there is no question of what the coin is. And if you like fartcoin, you’ll buy the coin.
It is relatable to every person in the world. My two year old would laugh at Fartcoin and my 85 year old grandpa would laugh at Fartcoin. It’s not too raunchy like a dickcoin or something but it’s edgy and funny enough to get a reaction from anyone that hears it. Farts are hilarious to literally everyone.
It had its mega mindshare moment in 2024 so the entire world knows it. Sure it cooled off, that happens with anything. But I think that anytime the broader crypto market is hot, then Fartcoin becomes popular and hot again too.
It ran up to $3b which already tells prospective holders the potential that it has and how high it can go. It gives people a tangible metric to aim towards and even surpass. It makes the chart look cheap even at $200, which it is.
It’s already listed on exchanges. It’s listed on hyperliquid spot and on coinbase spot. Those are already out of the way and it’s accessible to the world. Last time it ran to $3b, it wasn’t listed on either of these yet. So when peak mindshare hit, it wasn’t on exchanges. Now it is.
It has 165k holders. Yes probably a lot is dust etc, I know that. Don’t need you negative nancys in the comments pointing that out. Point is, there are a lot of holders. That’s for sure. So there is a strong base here holding it down and adding to mindshare/telling their friends and family about it. That holder base has been tested and is now heading into a bull cycle starting at 165k holders vs the zero it had before the last bull run.
This last point goes with the previous. It had a massive drawdown from 2025. It peaked at $2.7b and dipped all the way to $130m or so. A lot of newer coins haven’t had their mega drawdown moment which in my eyes makes fartcoin a safer hold.
For example you look at the $cashcat chart vs the $fartcoin chart and you’d be a bit eager to buy cashcat based on the run it’s had and it sitting at all time highs vs fartcoin sitting 90% below all time highs
It’s psychological but it’s something to note.
Tl;dr - in my eyes fartcoin is the most relatable, perfect, well distributed, memecoin to ever exist. It truly is the bitcoin of memes. I believe it’s a multicycle meme and last cycles high is only a fraction of how high it can go over its lifespan.
cappy •ᴗ•ᵍᵐ🎩 retweeted
They could make AirPods actually sound good by adding drivers or improving their dynamic one but they're gonna waste limited space by adding cameras instead. These companies fucking hate their customers.
cappy •ᴗ•ᵍᵐ🎩 retweeted
Hey everyone, I found an old burner X acct and converted. Just in case I totally lose access to this one. I’ll most likely put premium on this, but I’m gonna wait to see if I get the current account back first. Please follow and share. Below are the details.
It’s @3Slash_M
cappy •ᴗ•ᵍᵐ🎩 retweeted
LEBRON IS COMING TO PHILLY.
By the power vested in me as the Governor of the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and a die-hard Sixers fan... I hereby proclaim today to be LEBRON JAMES DAY.
Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, @KingJames.
