@leen_machine

Writer, raconteuse, extroverted introvert, craft beer lover, grand ideaist. Dreams in digital, tweets in sarcasm.

 Lancaster, PA
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Joined February 2009
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Mallory O'Meara@malloryomeara2 Sep 2021
Halloween starts September first - adjust your TBRs accordingly. I don’t make the rules
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So pleased to announce that my paper, "If I Fits I Sits: A Citizen Science Investigation into Illusory Contour Susceptibility in Domestic Cats (Felis silvestris catus) has just been published in AABS! #IfIFitsISits #CatSquare #CitizenScience #CommunityScience
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Mallory O'Meara@malloryomeara2 Jul 2020
I need an app that connects you to someone who just finished the same book you did so you can talk about it.
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I went to the grocery store this afternoon. As I was walking in I heard a woman yell to me from her car. I walked over and found an elderly woman and her husband. She cracked her window open a bit more, and explained to me nearly in tears that they are afraid to go in the store.
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Because art mimics life. Because the world needs more beauty like this. scopicimpulse.com/2019/08/05…
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Chris 🐾@Chris_CPH26 May 2019
Some are born a peacock, some have to work a little harder to achieve their peacockness. I love this 🦜 – at Poplar, London
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Drinking a Narrowback by @Stbonifacebrew at @tellus360 — untp.beer/s/c666375495

Colleen is drinking a Narrowback by St. Boniface Craft Brewing Co.

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This hearing just reminds me how tired I am of old white men.
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I've been doing this for years, and it's the best thing ever! wired.com/story/how-to-get-f…

How to Get Free Kindle Books With Your Library Card

All you need is an internet connection, a library card, and a good ebook reader to dive into your next page-turner.

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SZA
@sza18 Sep 2018
Low key feel like books r making a comeback .. could be jus me
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The line of folks waiting to pick up foster dogs for the weekend so coastal shelters can evacuate here before #HurricanceFlorence. Many more behind me. Sometimes humans are okay. ❤️
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alex rees@maybealexislost10 Sep 2018
“from the state with 84 percent of the u.s. fresh water but none for its residents to drink, i am miss michigan emily sioma” — the new #missamerica2019 pageant did not come to play
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Beautiful, well-written essay from a Catholic priest about the crisis facing the church. popula.com/2018/09/04/what-i…

What it is Like to Celebrate Mass

It makes me angry to think of altar boys who found in priests not an inspiring example of sacrificial dedication (as I did), but instead horrible betrayal and abuse.

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Tasha@tasha_schroeder4 May 2018
I grimaced when I saw that the latest episode of @callyrgf is about weddings. Y’all. IT IS SO GOOD. What if, instead of your wedding being the only day you get to shine and see the love from your friends, we made the effort to regularly affirm people for who and what they are?
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Colleen Hofmann retweeted
WeRateDogs
@dog_rates27 Apr 2018
This is Oakley. He picked you some flowers. Hopes they’re your favorite color. If not, he can try again. 14/10 they’re perfect, Oakley
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I just don't want insects or reptiles close to where I sleep. Apparently, that's a lot to ask today.
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