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"Place your hands on my hole" and Clary ignored it completely #TOTP

Breathless is a banger. And their only UK no 1. #TOTP

A bit extreme for a band named after a Typhoo-Rich Tea incident #TOTP

This is proper dirge but Alice Deejay’s next one – The Lonely One – is mighty fine #TOTP

Not the Kittens’ best work. One for the litter tray. #TOTP

Lily Savage used to call them Atomic Mutton #TOTP

LOVE this by Steps. I was playing it on repeat at the time. #TOTP

If you’re still reeling from Vienna being beaten to no 1 by Joe Dolce and A1’s Take On Me beating A-ha’s chart position… there’s more shocking news. This Jessica Simpson song peaked at 5 but John Cougar’s Jack & Diane, which it samples, missed the top 40 entirely. #TOTP

Were you spinning these discs around in 2000? #TOTP

Robbie off his tits on something but you gotta admit Rock DJ is a banger #TOTP

I don't think you do have a good thing going, do you, Sid? #TOTP

RICKY STOP #TOTP

Nominate your favourite people in Children. Er, ok. #TOTP

Uncle John from Jamaica is now on a list somewhere #TOTP

First Coldplay performance? I think it was #TOTP

I met Samantha Mumba for about six seconds around 2002. I think I asked her for a light and she said no. Anyway, there’s a story you can tell the grandkids. #TOTP

How people have reported on Trump for a decade or so without referring to the predictable patterns of malignant narcissism is a mystery. Everything is filtered through a rational lens. He is not rational. It's the elephant in the room and journos should be doing pieces on it.

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I feel a limerick coming on