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chaos, but make it fashion

South Africa
Joined July 2018
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mom called me early one morning out of the blue. asks if I’m free she has something she needs to tell me. I say “if something happened to Clara (baby sister) I’m killing myself.” she gets audibly choked up and says “please don’t say that.” guess what she said next.
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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my daughter is getting married and I’m just over her cackling because this girl literally had the whole family jump this boy now they getting married this shit bout to be awkward asf 🤣🤣
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If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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I was listening to the dating beyond your deal breakers episode and man Zama is just tooo good. She packaged and explored la topic soo well. I wonder what course she studied in school. She's so articulate and knows how to structure a discussion from beginning to end. Lav her.
😭Zama’s ad-libs STAY with me, “ehlanya” is in my lingo rn.
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mom died on my birthday. a couple years later in the car with dad, the radio says there was a new p!atd album coming out on HIS birthday. he says 'worst thing to happen to anyone on their birthday' and then immediately turns to me with the most horrified face yelling IM SO SORRY
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awumazi lo uthi “what I ate in a day as a girl who’s trying to lose weight , has tried to many crash diets and now just eats what she wants” 😭😭😭😭
I always see people complain when I post food as if I eat that food alone. Now take a look at her. And I post for business yena she eats 10000meals per day💔😅🤭🤭
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how ppl that are aware ur mentally ill look at u when u act mentally ill
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Como se vería mi vida si nunca le hubiera respondido
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Angilele, ngyacabanga
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Ngeke? 🤣
Guys, I ate someone's sandwich for breakfast (genuine mistake) and now the office is doing an investigation and I feel anxious
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this week has left me battered and bruised, yoh.
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Ngaze ngakhaaaaathala.
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I used to love my birthday so much.
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yho ha.a sana (in general)
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Guys please break up , we also want a chance with yall 😭🙏
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😭🤣🤣
when you’re young and handsome with no kids they will try to kill you (get you to be a step dad)
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I had to sternly tell my 4th graders to be quiet and get in line and one of them said “omg you are so pugnacious sometimes”…. Hello?!
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thinking u like a guy bc he’s fun to talk to but then u realize that u are literally the reason why the conversation is fun so u are basically in love with yourself (happened to me at least 7 times)
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I would hop on
anticoncepcional realmente te deixa peituda, eu tô gag
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