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mom called me early one morning out of the blue. asks if I’m free she has something she needs to tell me. I say “if something happened to Clara (baby sister) I’m killing myself.” she gets audibly choked up and says “please don’t say that.” guess what she said next.
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my daughter is getting married and I’m just over her cackling because this girl literally had the whole family jump this boy now they getting married this shit bout to be awkward asf 🤣🤣
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If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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I was listening to the dating beyond your deal breakers episode and man Zama is just tooo good. She packaged and explored la topic soo well. I wonder what course she studied in school. She's so articulate and knows how to structure a discussion from beginning to end. Lav her.
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mom died on my birthday. a couple years later in the car with dad, the radio says there was a new p!atd album coming out on HIS birthday. he says 'worst thing to happen to anyone on their birthday' and then immediately turns to me with the most horrified face yelling IM SO SORRY
awumazi lo uthi “what I ate in a day as a girl who’s trying to lose weight , has tried to many crash diets and now just eats what she wants” 😭😭😭😭
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I had to sternly tell my 4th graders to be quiet and get in line and one of them said “omg you are so pugnacious sometimes”…. Hello?!




















