Lord Doug

Not much has changed in the past few years. Time to get back in the saddle again. Let's grab some pussies and get to work.

@Tam3Me pegging only

Ily twittar

When you shave your balls and realize you're a woman. #WizardSleeves #TransWorldProblems

When the ruse is so strong you're lost.

That feel when you realize that you're trying to have a conversation with mentally handicapped people on Twitter.

"@EpikMani: @lefailz @B00L34N @Kronykal @T3H_ARCH3R Im a federal officer already champ." >300 kills >Blacks are maggots >Im still a faggot

Once upon a time racist #white people defended racist white #people. #Black people get mad. Magically, black people are #racist. #America

Once I cared about white people. Then I watched an episode of cops. Now I'm a Black Panther. hue

You could use some austerity

AND THEN THERES THAT MOMENT WHEN YOURE FUCKIN OUTBID IN THE LAST 15 SECONDS. FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!

that moment when you win. fuck it feels good

I buy DVDs still. Only movies where it's really worth it though. Like The Brave Little Toaster..

@_fl0ss @12896989170 Yeah cuz deep fried twinkies are just fantastic.... top kek NA holy shit.

When your cat mauls you.... And all you can think about is how adorable they are..... Fuck I love cats....