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whenever men get real weird about god in their 50s you know they’ve done some especially heinous shit
Russell Brand has been charged with rape and other sexual offence charges.
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do not kill. Thanks
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WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK (OCARINA COVER) (2026 REMASTERED)
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haha yeah i actually didn’t get hot until after high school so i had to develop a personality. then i was hot for about 4-5 years and wasn’t hot any more. then got hot again around 27, stayed hot for 6-8 months, chopped again, got hot for my 31st birthday, then
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i Feel Like Shit because i Slept Weird and Not Because i Drank a Bunch of Whisky and Smoked a Bunch of Weed and Cigarettes and Then Ate a Bunch of Yogurt and Then a Bunch of Mike & Ikes and Then Immediately Went to Bed
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There’s an easy cure for this and it’s called medieval peasant-maxxing. You need to be building fires and playing festive carols. You need to be taking long walks, learning crafts and listening to stories read aloud. You need to be loading up on cheese and breads and pies.
It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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whenever men get real weird about god in their 50s you know they’ve done some especially heinous shit
Russell Brand has been charged with rape and other sexual offence charges.
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I think it’s soooo important to go into it totally blind
After playing Zelda for about 4 hours non stop with a Zelda Fan telling me some small things. I just have to ask, how did y'all figure half of this stuff out the game literally doesn't tell you half of the things I just found out lol 😅 The power of exploration is unmatched!
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they’re calling it the best day ever
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Loving everything about the remake so far but I will say jacked impa is a choice
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WE ARE TURNING MAR-A-LAGO INTO A RAINFOREST CAFE
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I am rock hard right now reading this
I hate to say it, but America is over. The communists and jihadists are going to open our borders and replace our votes with votes from illegals aliens. We now have reps who openly speak about their hatred of America, their love of communism and their support for sharia law. We won’t be able to undo the damage they cause on our country come 2028. America 250 was a funeral. The American Dream is dead.
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BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Democrats are planning to pass a bill called the Alex Pretti Act when they take over Congress in January that will end qualified immunity for ICE agents, allowing them to be sued or jailed for wrongdoing
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Tesla Boy ain’t tweeted in like 6 hours I know you see this shit dickhead
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Feeling like when the Barbies restored Barbieland
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Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.
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Niggas said that Charlie Kirk shit was gonna start a revolution and they lost South Carolina and Texas a year later its tears in my fucking eyes dude
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AND FUCK YOU UGLY HOE .@NICKIMINAJ
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We’re putting you in the zoo bitch
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Pronouns in email signatures by 10am tomorrow
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