I have the survival instincts of a seasoned veteran but I turn off my pattern recognition exclusively for women who look like they'd abuse the shit out of me
the fact that I enjoy cooking now just means I used to hate it cause I sucked #kitchencels
me walking my parents though the art in my room
"yeah that one was pretty cool but if you want scale this has 1,000 pieces-"
got an eye test done the other week and they said I don't need glasses so I'll never look like this btw 😓































