@lenphil29

if you take sport seriously enough to get mad at my bad jokes that's on you. Not an expert on anything, obvs. landing anecdotes through vivid, concise absurdity

 Brisbane, Queensland
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Post 2025 Trade Week. We are down to only 19 left already!
Lenny Phillips@lenphil2921 Aug 2023
This is a really weirdly specific thing to say, and I'm just the right level of petty to be willing to track it. 48 on the current list, 80% of a flag side is 18 players. What comes first - 31 blokes leaving or a flag? Tune in to find out
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how it feels simply letting all the fixture announcements in October I see wash over me without putting any thought at all into whether they are good or not
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I appreciate caring about stuff is important and good; on the flip side this league demonstrates time and time again it absolutely does not deserve anyone to spend energy in October caring about the men's season five months away
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To paraphrase Ellyse Perry; if this is ever going to happen, make it happen to England
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reputation of logan about to take a national hit, fark
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Bailey Kenzie
@BaileyKenzie9Oct 24
#BREAKING: Police sources tell me multiple people are in a life-threatening condition after a shooting at Loganholme this evening. Reports the shooting happened at a boxing event at Fitzy’s Loganholme. More to come. @9NewsAUS @9NewsQueensland
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NZ cricket score bug strip at the bottom of screen is out of control. Why do we need the boundary count as a permanent fixture
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they've changed it to just a single strip that says INDIA NEED 30 RUNS TO WIN OFF 13 BALLS if you are wondering who the key target market is for the broadcasters
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Bevon jacobs you just dropped the hero vida t20i series trophy
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they're calling him Mr Perfect
cricket.com.au
@cricketcomauOct 24
Handy start to the #OneDayCup career from Victoria first-gamer Matt Hennig!
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Tasmania claiming to be playing a man named "John Montgomery" but it's not 1947?
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kicking out on the full from 4m out is so collingwood W
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57 cricket games to choose from on a Thursday night, hit Friday and we have India v Zimbabwe women's ODI or Collingwood AFLW 🤢 Grim areasn
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"try getting a life" no fuck you
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it's 2026 i should not be subjected to watch sabrina frederick play football
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you people talking fixtures in october have a look at yourself
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yes i am aware i talk absolute shit on here 12 months of the year, i am still judging you even if hypocritically
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Brook doing bullshit good stuff on one screen at the same time Smudge does bullshit dumb stuff on the other
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fek
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simon harmer doing a great gaz lyon day 5 impression here
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Kayo should have a specific four screen cricket feed for nights like tonight. I am not a crackpot (but am a sicko)
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Toss result in mega font highlighted in the middle permanently. Why
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Ok neither of these are permanent at the change of an over. Still: too much info
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