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Americans will see this and say “Fuck yeah!”
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Last night Team Canada learned FAFO: 1–They booed our anthem 2–So we get into 3 fights in the first 9sec 3–We then net 3 unanswered goals 4–We blast Free Bird after each goal 5–And we blow them out in their OWN STADIUM 6–AMERICA IS BACK Congratulations @usahockey on a huge win!
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Overprescribed
Why are antidepressants so popular in America?
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kendrick: you know what drake? you aren’t that bad drake: wanna end this beef already? kendrick: bring it in *hugs drake* ???: got room for one more kendrick & drake: J COLE?? kendrick: *slaps j cole* thats for dissing me, *then kisses him* thats for apologizing drake: this was truly gods plan *they hug*
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I used to pray for my relationship until I realised i was wasting God’s time. A hoe gon be a hoe.
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sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time:
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You gotta let a hoe be a hoe
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tax return just hit
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he looks like a mascot for zyns
It’s official 🤝 Steve Belichick … Welcome to the 206
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