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MEET YOUR OOMF!!!! ♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪✧
• name: alison
• sign: taurus
• hobbies: makeup, cosplay, nails, video games
• birth flower: lilac
• fav drink: coke
• fav animal: bats and seals
• comfort movie: christopher robin
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Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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sometimes I forget Charlie Kirk was a real person that actually existed lol my brain files him in with like tung tung tung sahur or bigfoot
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CAPCOM is reportedly developing a brand-new 'RESIDENT EVIL' survival horror game with LEON S. KENNEDY and CLAIRE REDFIELD reuniting, over two decades after their iconic escape from Raccoon City.
The game would reportedly trapped the veteran duo inside a massive bio-weapon containment zone, bringing players back into the world of survival horror for a terrifying new chapter.
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another day, another trio. i need y’all to walk with me once again. please & thank you.
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walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?
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i think zohran mamdani getting elected as nyc mayor reversed whatever harambe dying did to the universe
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Hunter Schafer on the $1 bill
Mamdani on the $5 bill
Lady gaga on the $10 bill
Rupaul on the $50 bill
Miss Rachel on the $100 bill
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IF YOU DONT HAVE A NEOPRONOUN ONE WILL BE ASSIGNED TO YOU AT MIDNIGHT BY YOUR BLUE HAIRED BARISTA FOLLOWING YOUR MANDATORY VACCINATION
































