If anyone has a single ticket to the Holy War, I will buy it and join in on your fun! I hold no allegiance so my fandom for said game can be bought - I bat both ways if you know what I mean.

Rob · Nov 5, 2026 · 2:15 PM UTC

Rob@lesmiserobNov 5

She’s asking opinions on Christmas lights and I’m like baby you’re perfect every decision you make is better than the last.

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Rob · Nov 5, 2026 · 2:56 AM UTC

Rob@lesmiserobNov 5

Crow’s momma got him a Taxi while in NYC.

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Rob · Nov 4, 2026 · 11:05 PM UTC

Rob@lesmiserobNov 4

Gas prices dropped 5 cents since this morning. Life is already better fr 🥺

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Rob · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:51 PM UTC

Rob@lesmiserobNov 4

Today’s playlist: any song with the word blue in it.

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@pourteauxNov 3

it’s crazy that the Right had two years to do literally whatever they wanted and they spent it enriching themselves, bombing iran, and protecting pedophiles

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Rob · Nov 3, 2026 · 5:56 AM UTC

Rob@lesmiserobNov 3

Thank You @okayfineAndy for your service.

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you’re messing up if you’re not listening to Joy Oladokun

Rob · Nov 1, 2026 · 5:34 AM UTC

Rob@lesmiserobNov 1

15 years ago around this time of year, I was a senior in high school and I went to another high school football game because our team was on by.

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Rob · Nov 1, 2026 · 5:35 AM UTC

Rob@lesmiserobNov 1

And then we started texting every day and FaceTime and going on dates and then we started spending more time together. And it’s like every second I was with her felt better than the second without. She made me feel so special..