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NYC (Brooklyn) A suspected drunk driver plowed into six people — including three children — during a Halloween event outside a Brooklyn NYPD precinct, cops and sources said.
The 56-year-old motorist lost control of his black sedan around 4 p.m. and mounted the curb — hitting the victims at the “Trunk or Treat” event outside the 83rd Precinct stationhouse on Knickerbocker Avenue near Bleecker Street in Bushwick, police said.
He also struck a private ambulance stationed outside for the event, authorities said. (Imagery via David Burns/@FD4D) @NYCEMSwatch @EMSPAC1 @FDNY @NYPDPC @NYPDnews @NYPDDCPI @NYPD83Pct @NYPD1stDep @BushwickDaily @NYCMayor
I’ve made the conscious decision to (basically) never order delivery food again unless under extraordinary circumstances. If I want the food I’m not gonna pay extra fees to the companies to make some 3rd worlder deliver it to me, I will always pick up myself.
NEW: Manhattan Residents enraged over delivery bikes flooding their street.
East Village neighbors spoke on 1st Avenue and East 11th Street on Thursday afternoon, saying their block has been taken over by parked delivery e-bikes.
Speakers said the street holds about 40 parked cars but roughly 400 e-bikes, and one resident said rats crawl in and out of the delivery bags. "Why are 400 e-bikes on this one block?" an organizer asked the crowd. Longtime resident Michael Anton said the bikes keep multiplying every time he steps outside.
Video: Jonathan Fernandes | Licensing @FreedomNTV [email protected]
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i Have to Drink Booze and Smoke Weed to Cope With the Stress of Not Making Enough Money to Afford Drinking Booze and Smoking Weed
Asked straight girly coworker what she was doing for Halloween she says “trick or treating w my niece” and asks me what I’m doing and before I can answer she says “probably going to some club or something” like she read me downnnn
So excited to watch a 3 hour YouTube video about how efficient the GTA 6 public transit is
GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system.
Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop.
(Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
seems like South Park is the short form video slop de jure on twitter these days and I’m just wondering like why ? like it’s people posting South Park who never posted South Park before
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I can’t wait to abuse substances this weekend I’m actually fucking shaking
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texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin
emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
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Waited last minute to pick a halloween costume now im stuck as uncle pussy
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We’re 3 months out from 2027 & there’s no penis peptide?
Enough of fucking hair, nails, skin, focus, energy & mitochondria bullshit. We want bigger dicks
We don’t need peptides for boners or bigger loads. We got those already. I’m talking 10mg vials of 10 units a day for bigger dicks
It’s time for China, The Gray Market & Big Pharma to come together & make the DLP-1
2027 could be our year
Haters can’t relate clearly



















