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finance bro, roller coaster enthusiast, gymmer, cat dad. cognitive dissonance poster.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2023
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In my head I am Gus Kenworthy
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Help I accidentally rt’d some bullshit and now I can’t un retweet it
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NYC (Brooklyn) A suspected drunk driver plowed into six people — including three children — during a Halloween event outside a Brooklyn NYPD precinct, cops and sources said. The 56-year-old motorist lost control of his black sedan around 4 p.m. and mounted the curb — hitting the victims at the “Trunk or Treat” event outside the 83rd Precinct stationhouse on Knickerbocker Avenue near Bleecker Street in Bushwick, police said. He also struck a private ambulance stationed outside for the event, authorities said. (Imagery via David Burns/@FD4D) @NYCEMSwatch @EMSPAC1 @FDNY @NYPDPC @NYPDnews @NYPDDCPI @NYPD83Pct @NYPD1stDep @BushwickDaily @NYCMayor
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I’ve made the conscious decision to (basically) never order delivery food again unless under extraordinary circumstances. If I want the food I’m not gonna pay extra fees to the companies to make some 3rd worlder deliver it to me, I will always pick up myself.
NEW: Manhattan Residents enraged over delivery bikes flooding their street. East Village neighbors spoke on 1st Avenue and East 11th Street on Thursday afternoon, saying their block has been taken over by parked delivery e-bikes. Speakers said the street holds about 40 parked cars but roughly 400 e-bikes, and one resident said rats crawl in and out of the delivery bags. "Why are 400 e-bikes on this one block?" an organizer asked the crowd. Longtime resident Michael Anton said the bikes keep multiplying every time he steps outside. Video: Jonathan Fernandes | Licensing @FreedomNTV [email protected]
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The totality of this app summed up in one pic imo
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i Have to Drink Booze and Smoke Weed to Cope With the Stress of Not Making Enough Money to Afford Drinking Booze and Smoking Weed
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Told my roomate who I absolutely never want to hang out with that I had no Halloween plans right before my gorilla costume arrived in completely transparent packaging
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Me but Radiohead
it’s really over when i put the pink floyd record on
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Asked straight girly coworker what she was doing for Halloween she says “trick or treating w my niece” and asks me what I’m doing and before I can answer she says “probably going to some club or something” like she read me downnnn
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So excited to watch a 3 hour YouTube video about how efficient the GTA 6 public transit is
GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system. Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop. (Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
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people talk about Lynn like it’s iraq
Reading a thread about worst cities in Mass and man people wayyy overstate the issues in Lynn
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seems like South Park is the short form video slop de jure on twitter these days and I’m just wondering like why ? like it’s people posting South Park who never posted South Park before
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I can’t wait to abuse substances this weekend I’m actually fucking shaking
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texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
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Middlesex County mentioned 🥰
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a weekend is simply not enough time for a real drug bender
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It’s Berghain. Drugs are cool but I miss Berghain
Do I miss Berghain? Or do I miss being the highest I’ve literally ever been? Only time will tell…
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Waited last minute to pick a halloween costume now im stuck as uncle pussy
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We’re 3 months out from 2027 & there’s no penis peptide? Enough of fucking hair, nails, skin, focus, energy & mitochondria bullshit. We want bigger dicks We don’t need peptides for boners or bigger loads. We got those already. I’m talking 10mg vials of 10 units a day for bigger dicks It’s time for China, The Gray Market & Big Pharma to come together & make the DLP-1 2027 could be our year
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Haters can’t relate clearly
my bf is from boston and occasionally he’ll do something that feels vaguely british. he refers to his dresser as his “bureau” and it’s like ok sherlock holmes ?? what do u keep in there? cold cases from the 1800s? ur velvet smoking jacket? an emerald tie-pin from queen victoria?
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Do I miss Berghain? Or do I miss being the highest I’ve literally ever been? Only time will tell…
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