(Parody) We design big, ugly, dystopian, rectangular buildings for money.
London, UK
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Yay! Huge thanks to all the @RBKingston @LibDems
councillors who managed to successfully ignore the 555 objections (99.3% of respondents) to our latest big, ugly, square building proposal at this evenings council meeting, and help deliver a big F*CK YOU to Kingston Residents! 🖕
Some poor bastard got arrested for posting a picture of a local councillor looking like a rabbit. I'm now expecting a midnight swat team for this old post. Come at me, pigs!
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Is this one of ours? Not sure, maybe too many windows for one of ours. And the pitched roofs spoils the dystopian boxy feel a bit.
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Notice how the trees, lampposts, and street furniture in this "artist's impression" all cast long shadows, but our ugly, dystopian, monstrosity does not. It's magic!
Pretty sure we got away with that.
Seen in Canbury Gardens, Kingston, earlier today. Hopefully, they're on their way to burn down the @RBKingston guildhall.
It's time to put on makeup,
It's time to dress up right,
It's time to meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight.
👷🏗️🦺Construction of Kingston’s new community leisure centre has begun! 👷🏗️🦺
Read our latest update: bit.ly/3ZZagxa
Look at this crock of s**t! Not one of ours, sadly, but congratulations to 11designstudio.com for coming up with this ugly, massive, cuboid, garbage.
Together, we shall turn Kingston upon Thames into a massive, ugly, pile of poo via the art of terrible urban design!🙌
That is the sort of blot on the landscape that the clown show that forms @KingstonLibDems planning committee will absolutely love.
Can't believe they didn't even give us a mention...
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9/3/25 Telegraph: How Britain surrendered to ugly new homes. Even in a “housing crisis” buyers are turned off by newbuilds: “shapeless masses of orange bricks +tiny windows. Little boxes that sandwich squares of lawn, often artificial +flimsy fencing.
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Just got back from pub. Mate said "thank f***, for the sake of our wives and daughters, men can't get away with p***ing in women's toilets anymore." I said "What about India WIlloughby" and we all agreed he's an attention seeking twat. We had lashings of Tizer and then went home.
Just been in a cafe. Guy came in. Talking at counter with woman serving him. Asked how his day had been. Said he’d just had an argument at work with a bigot agreeing with the UKSC ruling. “Stressful! Why are they attacking trans people? “ Woman serving agreed. I went over and told them who I was. How frightened we were. Thanked him for sticking up for us. All got teary. This ruling is evil. 🏳️⚧️ @UKLabour @bphillipsonMP @Keir_Starmer
Phew! Managed to get our names and faces officially redacted from this planning application for @RBKingston. It's big, it's rectangular, it's made of brick, and it dwarfs all of the surrounding buildings. That's all you need to know. 👍
