Neanimorphic | ⚽MUFC | OK✌️2027
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Hojlund punished Portugal by making sure he scores three goals for his Idol, Cristiano Ronaldo. Thank you king.
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If you are still going to Jimmy Odukoya church in 2026, you are a big fool and heavenly race is not your goal. This just a rascal puppet. His father won't be happy where he is by now.
Why is she wearing earring on her nose though, some things are not right since she is a pastor’s wife. Make Una dey teach una congregation well ooh
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LATEST: Portugal will retire Cristiano Ronaldo’s ROOM at their national team training camp following his international retirement!
Room 201, which Ronaldo used during Portugal camps, will no longer be given to other players.
END OF AN ERA "7"
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Sir Lexicon retweeted
Microsoft ont licencié 60000 personnes pour les remplacer par de l’intelligence artificielle. Le service d’email Microsoft 365 est en panne aux USA et ils sont incapables de le ramener en ligne… ils n’ont plus personne de compétent pour regarder dedans.
🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: Manchester United appoint Mauricio Pochettino as new head coach, here we go!
Deal done and green light from US Federation as Poch has agreed all terms on Wednesday.
New era at #MUFC. 🆕🇦🇷 @FabrizioRomano
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With the current array of stars France has, who will ever think France will lose to Italy. Pathetic
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🚨 Michael Carrick & coaching staff informed by Manchester United of decision to part company. 45yo + main backroom team members already departed Carrington after receiving news. #USMNT boss Mauricio Pochettino lined up to take over at #MUFC @TheAthleticFC
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🚨 JUST IN:
Jason Wilcox and Omar Berrada have both just ARRIVED at Carrington. #MUFC [@TyMarshall_MEN]
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🚨🇫🇷 THINGS ARE GOING WRONG BETWEEN ZINÉDINE ZIDANE AND KYLIAN MBAPPÉ! 😳
With tensions surrounding Kylian Mbappé reportedly already stirring up the France squad, particularly in his relationship with Ousmane Dembélé, another rift has reportedly emerged: with his national team coach, Zinédine Zidane!
According to L’Équipe, their relationship is far less harmonious than it was under Didier Deschamps. In particular, Mbappé reportedly did not understand some of Zidane’s tactical decisions, including his positioning on the left during the match against Turkey. 👀
The two men reportedly barely spoke during the latest training camp. Aware of the situation, Zidane now reportedly wants to patch things up with his captain. 🤝
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🚨 Mauricio Pochettino doesn't take a job unless he brings familiar faces with him.
It will be a further $2m to bring his staff with him, on top of the $10m exit clause in his contract. (@JacobsBen #mufc)
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END OF ERA AT UNITED: Michael Carrick reportedly left Carrington in tears as he said goodbye to the players who had no international commitments and trained today. @TheAthleticFC
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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Manchester United’s players could face a BRUTAL FITNESS regime if Mauricio Pochettino takes charge.
His methods include the “Gacon test”: players have 45 seconds to complete each run, with the distance increasing every round.
Kyle Walker says Dele Alli was the ONLY player he ever saw finish it.
At Southampton, players once complained about doing 12 demanding runs. Pochettino’s response was to make them do 24. 😳
— @TomBarclay_
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