author of One Million Bananas, with, literally, 1,000,000 'banana's, banned from Amazon TWICE; and other stuff you don't need to read. opinions=mine.

Joined July 2009
If you are listening to David Byrne's audiobook Sleeping Beauties, have you been hearing what sounds like a telephone ringing in the background?
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Imagine a spaceship created by a company that also makes #AI so each ship employees robots that are very helpful, but also often wrong. How fun is that? #scifi
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What about this? Nineteen AI-ghty Four
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Just finished watching #Carrie on Amazon and it appears that this is a planned beginning to an SKU, a Stephen King Universe of interconnected stories. Maybe? But I'm too lazy to look it up @StephenKing
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I'm watching a TV show about how kids can start a small business but they always leave out THE BUSINESS OF STARTING A BUSINESS which is how to handle money accounting government regulations filing documents health department taxes all that stuff.
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Thanks to AI, PRICES WILL VARY. We will never be able to budget for food ever again.
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Jean Paul Sartre said Hell is Other People, but what he neglected to also say is that COMEDY is other people.
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In the morning, I saw a gas station with $3.99 a gallon and across the street it said 4:39. But then at lunch the higher price gas station had lowered their price to match the $3.99. #gasprices
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Does #eBay allow sellers to put up a tip jar so that if you're happy with their service you can leave them extra buck?
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I just started watching a Six Million Dollar Man movie called The Bionic Showdown co-starring Sandra Bullock. Should I continue?
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The @NYTGames should do a #connections game called KEVIN BACONNECTIONS where any group of four things you choose is the right answer, like David Lynch, expired passport, coconut, and Tiberius Caesar would go together for some reason
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IS THERE NOTHING THAT STEVE MARTIN, I MEAN MR STEVE MARTIN, WILL NOT CLAIM ABOUT HIMSELF? The man is a treasure.
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Just watched Escape From #Watchmen Mountain, or as it's called, Disclosure Day #DisclosureDay
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I just watched the movie version of #Hamilton but no one told me there is a post credits scene where Hamilton opens his eyes and then the screen says Coming Soon HAMIL2N: Immigrant's Revenge
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I'M THIS MANY OLD: I saw The Rocky Horror Picture Show in the 1970s.
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The tempo for Little Red Corvette is really slow. I expect it to get faster at some point, but it never does. #prince
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#HazardousHistory what about metal shop class? We had kids walking around school with "bang sticks" they made a metal shop, a 12 gauge shotgun used to fight off sharks. @HISTORY
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News: An AI vending machine turned a profit by ignoring customer complaints that would have resulted in refunds. And that is what we call a successful business model.
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I'm watching The Odyssey starring Armand Assante on a 26-in television in the format it was originally intended to be seen because it was made 30 years ago.
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