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Probably watching a film or sleeping. pwM.E

Steel City, UK
Joined November 2018
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The real ones hated rapist Russell Brand before they even knew Here's Stewart Lee absolutely dragging Brand during his Big Brother days
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That’s not happening again Wordle 1,963 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Someone reassure me that dealing with death and its associated shite eventually ends, genuinely feel like myself head is about to explode
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My report has now been published! - Just under 70% of those surveyed are at least housebound due to their chronic illness. Over a quarter are bedbound or hospitalised. - Yet, 92.0% of respondents were no longer under the monitoring or care of any NHS specialist department, and 72% were no longer under primary care (GP) monitoring. - 88.9% of bedbound participants with "contested" conditions are too ill to access face-to-face NHS care at all, with no adaptations and appropriate travel arrangements being facilitated so they can get the help they need – which is rarely available within the NHS. This doesn't even scratch the surface of the shocking revelations I encountered through this research. Forced to Go Private is now live, with voiceover available. As always, this is free of charge. (Link in first reply.) I don't usually ask this, but shares of this report would be extremely useful, so it doesn't just remain within our echo chamber. Therefore, please consider retweeting or passing the link on. This is a scandal and is completely unsustainable, both for patients and the handful of private services who are able to offer at least some of the help we need. Thanks once again to the amazing volunteers who took part in this survey, despite being in such poor health. I truly hope this does you justice and that together we can make change. 💚 #NHS #longcovid #dysautonomia #MCAS #MECFS #EDS #vaccineinjury #PAIS #POTS #lyme #scandal #medicalgaslighting
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This wins Halloween 😂
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My mom and dad tend to get lost in the plots of movies and shows. So I built this little site for them. I thought I’d share it with others so you can benefit as well waitimconfused.com
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Reece being absolutely terrorised in the Last one Laughing Halloween specials by Pauline Campbell-Jones. The Bitch really is back
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Lmao what a time to be alive.
BREAKING: The White House says Melania Trump has brokered a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine "localised to the city of Oleshky". trib.al/XIIDIrN 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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i’m confused. how does one star go with that headline it’s clearly a rave review?
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Getting the Honey Monster to appear in #CelebrityTraitors has to be one of the greatest bookings of all time.
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A cartoon by Rose Anne Prevec.
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When you've got the round table at 8 and invading Poland at 9 #celebritytraitors
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Kelly retweeted
Select all squares with Marlon Brando
Marlon Brando was lowkey a proto groyper
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If you are diagnosed with ME/CFS and fulfil one of the following—CCC, IOM or NICE 2021 diagnostic criteria (all requiring PEM)—do you experience a noticeable ‘uptick’ in function at a certain time of the day, each day? Please retweet if able. Thanks! #MECFS #ME #MyalgicE
57%Yes, evening-night uptick
14%Yes, afternoon uptick
11%Yes, morning uptick
19%No uptick
378 votes • Final results
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don’t invite me to the function unless we’re doing whatever the hell this is
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* Me acuesto a dormir * La notificación de Duolingo:
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70s Coronation Street is often indistinguishable from a Fassbinder film
nothing could prepare me for the greatest scene opening of all time
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A homeowner was surprised to discover that a pigeon had built a nest in her makeup bag in her bathroom after she returned from a short trip. 🎧 More interesting facts about animals: bbc.in/45oiMID
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Jesus, a warning would have been nice, especially as I was just reading a tweet about the end of days #severealert
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