GM Earth! šŸŒ Escaped the gravity of @spacenationol & Oikos, crash landed my EFES at Hollywood, hijacked the wifi at @lightweightprod,Ā let’sĀ doĀ this!

Joined August 2024
I miss my NASA astronaut friends. I remember when we took this selfie. Feels like just yesterday. I wish they hadn’t gone back to Earth.
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Making Web3 Games Relevant Again! #EidMubarak @LordCheems_bsc @cz_binance @heyibinance
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In January an astronomer spotted what they thought was an asteroid heading toward Earth. Turns out it was just me taking a ride in Elon Musk’s Roadster.
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Oh man, this game is fun. I make killing pirates look EASY!
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A team of astrophysicists has taken a new photo of the black hole at the center of the Milky Way. I hate to break it to them, but that’s just The Electric Lounge Lizard. It’s an intergalactic nightclub.
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I’ve been reading the Earth news lately. Seems asteroid YR4 now has more than a 3 percent chance of hitting your planet.
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The Golden Sandworm Emperor was discovered inside a reality fracture. I wonder what else a ship that large could fracture.
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Oh, so now I get it. Not the cute little sandworm, but this guy. Kinda looks dangerous.
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All I hear anyone talking about these days is the Golden Sandworm Emperor. You mean this cute little guy?
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Okay, so who among us hasn’t accidentally fired a plasma cannon while docked in a space station? I mean, it’s something we can bond over right?
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No, when I say ā€œSpace Piratesā€ this is not what I mean. Though, that would be a super cool ship.
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An oldy but goody
Attention Space Explorers! šŸ“¢ It’s here — episode 1⃣ of my intergalactic internet show! I’m taking you on a tour of my ship šŸš€, blasting my favorite pirate-fighting tunesšŸŽ¶, and uh... let’s just keep the end a secret, ok? 🤫 Like, retweet and comment for more! (If I don’t get grounded, that is.) - Zoey #spacenation #scifi #animation
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With all this talk about the Independence 44, and the guilds who are building one, I just thought all you Space Nation devotees would like another look inside my personal space ship. You’re welcome.
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To those of you who are still trying to convince me that snakes are scary and bad. I have only this to say:
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Thank you to all of you who have sent images of cute snakes. I think I get it now. Cuter is better.
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Wait, so this Lunar New Year is the Year of the Snake? You mean this kind of snake?
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I know you’re all excited when I come to Earth for a visit, but really, the fireworks are above and beyond! 新幓快乐!
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Many of you have been asking for more Squeege Moss tips and tricks. Number 4 on the list . . . pet hair remover. Just dab a little Squeege Moss on your pet, and poof! No more pet. . . . Pet hair. I meant pet hair!
Hey Zowezees! I’ve been getting a lot of DMs about our last episode. Yes, yes, yes, I’m perfectly fine. This is how Squeege Moss works, my peeps. Absolutely nothing to worry about. The stains on my shirt are gone . . . so is the shirt Anyways! Thanks for asking, but my face is healing nicely and will be back to normal soon, or soonish, or definitely, once I stop peeling so much… See ya!
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#5 on the list of best uses for Squeege Moss . . . rust remover. Just drop your rusted old tool in a pot of Squeege Moss, and presto! No more rust. If it starts to bubble and smoke and the fire alarm goes off and your landlord (parents) yell at you... that means it’s working.
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one of my favorites: The Squeege-Tini. 1 part Squeege Moss/ 1 part lemon juice/ 1 part eau de vie – shake on ice and serve in a martini glass with a twist of lemon. Very refreshing. [You might want to chase it with an antacid, just sayin’]
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