$5m before 40 is a lot for the average person. Don’t let CT derange your mental. Kudos if you’re above it, but let’s be rationale.
*coinbase notification*
Oh, are my bags pumping?
Nope- just a women’s tennis match prediction update.
Very based.
Fix the pnl charts plz
Let users pick the time of day for recurring purchases
Make the usdc-usd conversion as simple as possible. It’s a nightmare switching in the app. Why am I buying usdc with usd if it’s a 1:1 conversion?
Stop sending me random sports prediction notifs
Most people just wanna sign something bro lol
DocuSign’s product isn’t actually filling PDF forms or signing them in an abstract sense.
The actual product and enterprise value is trust, identity, and legal defensibility. It derives its value as being a legally recognized third party trust broker. Essentially a notary public. By necessity a disinterested third party to whatever document is being signed with the sole chain of custody to prove providence and authenticity. That requires both legal status and public trust.
Anyone can add signatures to a PDF. It’s about whether you can prove and defend them in court.
lil yapper 🌳 retweeted
The gap in my resume is from when darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. But it was not the end.
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Replying to @base
We have agents directing capital toward carbon mitigation and removal projects via @KlimaDAO and our deployed @bankrbot x402 endpoint. klimalabs.com/auto-retire-bo…
This is automated climate finance in action on @base
#blockchain #climatefinance #DeFi #x402
All you had to do this year was sell your btc for gold. Then ride gold and slip to silver. Swap back to btc for a bit and go 100% in stables next. Then full port those coins into aave for 12% yield.
Are you sure you want to proceed?
Poor fellow swapped $50m -> $35k on eth mainnet 😭😭😭
etherscan.io/tx/0x9fa9feab3c…
Thinking about starting a crypto news content website but feel like it’s pretty saturated. What’s missing in the market?
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Most people have no idea what founders are going through behind the scenes.
After four years, we are finally ready to share that the SEC has concluded its investigation into the Aave Protocol.
This process demanded significant effort and resources from our team, and from me personally as the founder, to protect Aave, its ecosystem, and DeFi more broadly.
DeFi has faced unfair regulatory pressure in recent years. We’re glad to put this behind us as we enter a new era where developers can truly build the future of finance.
DeFi will win.
Strong social team here saves MMs. 🍿
📢Clarification on Rumors Regarding MEXC’s Financial Status
Recent online discussions have circulated unverified rumors regarding MEXC’s financial status. We would like to clearly state that these claims are false and misleading.
MEXC remains in strong financial health. All user assets are fully backed, and our Proof of Reserves (PoR) data shows that major assets are backed at over 100%. The Merkle tree data will be updated at tonight for users to verify.
Information is publicly available on our website and multi-source, and we continue to strengthen these frameworks as part of our long-term commitment to industry trust and best practices.
Full announcement: mexc.com/announcements/artic…
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As we approach @KlimaDAO's relaunch, I've reexamined some of our initial theses on how blockchain technology and DeFi would ultimately impact the carbon market. The why behind our endeavor has not changed. What has, is the ultimate scale of what we may be able to achieve.
Daily this happens. At this point I just play along and then troll them at the end.
was likely victim of this data breach. got a number of calls from scammers pretending to be coinbase. the scam roughly goes like this
1) they text/call u to tell u ur coinbase account got compromised
2) pretend to do a bunch of a personal info verification, including how much money u have ur the account (so they don't waste time with small accounts)
3) ask u to withdraw ur coins to coinbase self-custodial wallet
4) help u set up the coinbase wallet by giving u a seed phrase
5) once u've made the transfer take all ur coins (as they know the seed phrase)
i called them out at the end of the call telling them they need to step up their game cuz this scam is retarded. they told me that had made $7m that day.

























