Guac consumer. Ball hockey player (@dcstanleycupcakes @usaballhockey ). Gets paid to make sure other people have fun (@DistrictTrivia & sports video production)
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going to celebrate the Fourth of July, marking the United States’s successful escape from the absolute rule of a single man, by reading this new Supreme Court decision
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Wow these Taylor Swift tweets….ppl really spend hours parsing through the tiniest details and coming up with fan fiction based mostly on projection huh
ANYWAY here’s why Rome Odunze’s leg circumference means he’s gonna be the next Larry Fitzgerald
I lived in one of these apartments for a few years - it was fine. Best place to live in America? I don’t think so.
An Arlington garden apartment community is the best place to live in the U.S., new rankings say arlnow.com/2024/03/27/an-arl…
A vote for Trump is a vote for someone who does not follow our Constitution. Pretty simple and he’s said so in his own words, repeatedly.
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🚨🇺🇸 ANNOUNCING THE 2024 U.S. WOMEN’S NATIONAL TEAM 🇺🇸🚨
Congratulations to all players and staff! We are honored that you’ll be representing USABH & our beautiful country in Switzerland this summer at the @isbhf Men’s & Women’s World Championships 🏆
#businessinswiss
I keep wanted to delete Twitter but then things like the pop tart bowl happen and it sucks me back in
What is my brain incapable of retaining bc 18 years later and I still know every word…
Today in 2005: “Lazy Sunday” premieres as an SNL Digital Short.
* Shot on a camera borrowed from Bill Hader’s wife
* Edited on an iMac
* Often considered the first TV moment to “go viral”.. and get broad reach on the internet
(via @nbcsnl) 💯
It takes all of ten seconds to make sure you’re not parked like a total asshat. People in grocery store lots need space to load, especially when they’re 8 months pregnant. #considerothers
So happy this is finally happening! 🇺🇸🏒
Love to see the opportunities continue to grow for ball hockey and women in the region 🤩
The Capitals announce a partnership with the @USABallHockey Women's National Team on behalf of the Capitals ALL CAPS ALL HER platform.
Additional info ⬇️
This better have been on Wednesdays
The ‘BARBIE’ set had a pink day once a week.
“Everyone had to wear something pink. And if you didn’t, you were fined. Margot would go around collecting the fines & she would donate it to a charity,” says Ryan Gosling.
(Source: people.com/barbie-special-is…)
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Justice Sotomayor, dissenting: "Today, the Court, for the first time in its history, grants a business open to the public a constitutional right to refuse to serve members of a protected class."
"Our Constitution contains no right to refuse service to a disfavored group."
