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because he’s Paige Bueckers white & not Caitlin Clark white
The most hyped American basketball prospect since LeBron James is doing this at 19 years old. And he’s white. How does he not have a Caitlin Clark type following? Lol
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Kane at Spurs was a very good litmus test. For a while the casual fan did not rate him because of "trophy logic".
Replying to @MusialaEra
They watched him do this and decided to mock him instead 😭😭😭 Prem fans really are a social experiment sometimes
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nigga was mesmerized
0-4 and vibes, That's all he wanted
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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NBA players with the most common first and last names
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These Sol Campbell files are frying me
tried starting a convo with a girl on the train and asked her what train she’s on
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How have I never seen this I’m in tears
Video: Arsenal legend Sol Campbell pronouncing ‘Aubameyang’. 🤔🤔 [@AFCCentralHQ] #afc
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This is a good F1 wheel test, cause if you think this means anything at all you're braindead
Russell in a MERCEDES set a SLOWER fastest lap around COTA than ALONSO IN AN ASTON MARTIN 😭😭 with no issues mind you 😭
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"Baboonbama" nahhh Uncle Ruckus character was WILD lmaoooo
only time i’ve seen him fold btw, it’s valid tho 😭
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real madrid always finds themselves in scenarios i couldn’t even dream up in my wildest imagination wdym la liga is cancelled in all of china bc mbappe laughed at a maobappe meme
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As soon as I tune into this T20 match Raza gets hit for 6, 4 and 4. Great.
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Think it’s class when someone that quite clearly cares about the Ballon D’or wins it
🚨🚨 HARRY KANE IS THE 2026 BALLON D'OR WINNER. 🌕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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he deadass hopped on xitter to say yamal and mbappé were begging it 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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FOUR goals for Kai Rooney this afternoon! 👏⚽️
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Random but Ballon D’or gotta give Lewa his 2020 award at one of these next ceremonies and make things right for the history books fr
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the fact that Lewis is still in contention for the title even though we’ve had some pretty bad weekends is crazy!! 😭
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🚨 Manchester United have decided to continue with Michael Carrick as head coach. Despite Bournemouth and Como defeats, #MUFC hierarchy decides to give Carrick more time to fix things. Player also informed. Up next: Chelsea-Man United on Saturday. Carrick will be there.
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draft twitter faded Cooper for “suboptimal 2pt process” and swore up and down Boozer was gonna be better than him out the gate, now Booz 2pt process reeks of dogshit and Coop is like 60% from 2 #LOL #LMAO #HAHA
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Anthony Edwards career shooting development is so nuts
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saka FC get to spam ballon d’Or stage pics whilst rashford’s social work got us 2nd most abused athlete behind lebron
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