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you were a REAL legit trick or treater as a kid if you used a pillow case, fuck a cute little bucket
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I heard someone say.. "In your 30's you start to become who you were as a girl again, but you love her this time"
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We need reverse bulk stores for people who live alone. Half loaves of bread, cake mix for 6 cupcakes, and spinach portions that don’t turn to slime before we finish them. 😭
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A woman says 'No'
1600: Witch
1800: Unladylike
1900: Hysterical
1970: Prude
1990: Bitch
2010: Difficult
2026: Manhater
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No shade the only thing a btch could bring up is how a ngga did me and no shade that don’t got sht to do with me sooo
I admire the simplicity of my relationship. Been tg since March, nvr argued. Nvr raised our voices at eachother. Just peace, movies, date nights, & love.
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You finally let a mf go be with they kind and now they miserable lol. You fought so hard to be with them people, went against me and everything, just to realize the grass wasn’t greener. Crazy how that work 😂






















