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Joined May 2020
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you were a REAL legit trick or treater as a kid if you used a pillow case, fuck a cute little bucket
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Being quiet is cool until mfs start using your silence to write their own narrative.
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I heard someone say.. "In your 30's you start to become who you were as a girl again, but you love her this time"
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the joke is never on me i promise you
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My doctor cervical checked me and broke my water all in one. I swear I saw light and started sweating
That cervical check broke me. There has to be a better way to check dilation.😭😭
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me & my baby we gon be alright we gon live a good life🧑‍🧒💗
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A nigga worse enemy is a bitch with a brain
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RIDICULOUS ACTUALLY. Niggas will stalk u then act like u on they body.
Calling someone irrelevant while tracking their every move is crazy work.
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We need reverse bulk stores for people who live alone. Half loaves of bread, cake mix for 6 cupcakes, and spinach portions that don’t turn to slime before we finish them. 😭
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6-10 was thee golden era of bgc
peak bad girls club 💘
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A woman says 'No' ​1600: Witch 1800: Unladylike 1900: Hysterical 1970: Prude 1990: Bitch 2010: Difficult 2026: Manhater
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No shade the only thing a btch could bring up is how a ngga did me and no shade that don’t got sht to do with me sooo
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Oh ima make u a victim hoe, nvr gaf ab being the villain. Im literally a gemini it’s my job
Ppl do shit to get you out of character and then play victim
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I admire the simplicity of my relationship. Been tg since March, nvr argued. Nvr raised our voices at eachother. Just peace, movies, date nights, & love.
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You finally let a mf go be with they kind and now they miserable lol. You fought so hard to be with them people, went against me and everything, just to realize the grass wasn’t greener. Crazy how that work 😂
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This comment fucks me up
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I’m not forgiving nobody who mistreated me during my pregnancy.
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everybody should just do what works specifically for them and we should all just shut up
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Unfortunately I’m niggas
u ask a nigga a question & he start squinting
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Unfortunately, I’ll never put my livelihood in the hands of a man. I need to get to the money, bae
I hate a women that hustles ALL DAY like baby girl please, I will buy the wig. Come lay TF down abeg
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