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马泽林 Western Barbarians of the Horse Marsh Forest

Joined May 2024
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To even consider that the answer is no is pure Japanese cruster denialism
Can I still be crust punk if I use a bidet
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Things get really wild after this… yuri
Replying to @aweidadesu
シングルベッドに裸の女が二人『この光景見られたら誤解されるw』って笑い合ってた 『ナニもしないから』と言われたらなんか悔しくてキスした、悪ノリのつもりだったけど本気キスが止まらない 『これ以上はただの女同士じゃなくなるけど…?』って言うので肯定のキスをした この後滅茶苦茶…って百合
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Lot of people who like think about Nathan jerking off on this site
sometimes i think about how nathan was jerking off on camera and his only reaction was his eye twitching
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we're throwing your bf on the grill and eating his intestines
Boyfriend isn’t a Twitter person but he loves to make me laugh so he just writes drafts and shows them to me
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The Turnstile
is there a band out there who have the word 'the' incorrectly put in front of their name more than arctic monkeys?
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Why was Jonah Hill like "I'll kill you if you say I'm the fat guy from Superbad
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I been saying modern American Protestantism hasn’t been a Christian religion for about 50 years lol
Replying to @occhirossineri
True but the world isn't ready for the "Protestants aren't Christian" conversation
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Did Dasha stop posting or just fall into a permanent food coma? I haven’t noticed anybody talking about her in a long while
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Best fall ever?
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There's a reason why The Onion published this more than three years ago.
No one believes Russell Brand actually raped anyone. That's what's terrifying.
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my friends don’t like when i say riverdale is lynchian
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the way pooh bear puts his whole paw in the honey is disgusting
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Johnny Joestar’s gay little saddlebag
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Coward
Ancient Roman music is the most unsettling shit I’ve ever heard in my life
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The music is not from a surviving score. It is new music based on guesswork. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synaulia
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Americans be like “I’m going to food city”
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Very good
Italian mantis slide I wanted to share
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