
digital marketing strategist | Proud alumna of @uofsc and @uofsc_sjmc ‘15 | believer of fighting for basic human rights.
Columbia, SC
Joined May 2011
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Don’t ask me how I did it but I somehow managed to train my dogs to ask to go outside to throw up so I’ll call that a win.
Not being able to place my order on @ultabeauty is literally testing every ounce of patience in my body.
Ironically, you can’t search conversations on Threads, so I had to come to Twitter to find out if instagram is down or if it’s just me 😂
Why did no one warn me how absolutely obsessed with Outerbanks I was going to be???? Idk what I was expecting but it certainly wasn’t THAT.
When I was in high school or college I saw my middle school teacher crying in her car and I thought “omg something must be really wrong” (like: cancer, divorce), but now I cry in my car all the time 😅
Lauren retweeted
FYI there’s a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility.
It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread.
I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see.
Lauren retweeted
And Buc-ee’s is just down the road.
#WelcomeHome
Had a no good very bad day and additionally had to listen to people complain about bud light and cucker tarlson so naturally it’s 2:34 am and I still have yet to decompress and go to sleep.
Can rich people please just pay their taxes my godddddd
Beyoncé has filed a petition in the United States Tax Court contesting nearly $2.7M in tax and penalties.
According to a notice, she owes over $805K in additional tax and $161K in penalty for 2018. It also states that she owes over $1.4M in additional tax and $288K in penalty for 2019.
The singer argues that the IRS refused millions of dollars' worth of reported tax deductions.
🔗: etonline.com/why-beyonce-is-…
Just here to say that barring a specialist, if you aren’t seeing a PA for your primary care provider, you are missing out!! They take their time, are very thorough and also just generally more personable.
Taylor Lautner appearing very normal and not celebrity like on Instagram lately literally makes me so happy.
Are there rules around when cops can pull people over? Because this man was just erratically weaving through the parking lot that is 26 and onto the shoulder and the @SCDPS_PIO just let it be. That was wild to see.
Lauren retweeted
BREAKING: After a months long investigation into why police hesitated during the Uvalde school shooting, the answer is in: the police were afraid to confront the killer’s AR-15.
This raises a very important question, if police are too afraid to confront an AR-15 where does that lead the rest of us?
Nearly 400 law enforcement officers were implicated in the poor response that left 19 children dead.
It’s time to ban assault rifles.
I77 through Fancy Gap may be one of the prettiest views of the blue ridge. There are no suitable pictures on the internet so you’ll just have to trust me.
Lord don’t ever ask me to be a juror because I would simply zone out/doze off so badly having to listen to these people ramble and talk in circles for hours.
Lauren retweeted
Vocals flawless. Stadium command powerful. Choreography electric. Stage design jaw dropping. No costume change, no guest. Enormous in its simplicity. A perfect halftime!
I honestly don’t know how anyone could watch @rihanna halftime performance and think it was anything less than immaculate. Okay, she didn’t run around and dance like we know she can but her talent is unmatched.








