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My Father’s Balls
Joined February 2017
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just realized I haven’t seen a single punkin chunkin video this year wtf
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what are Zias and Blou up to nowadays
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finally a cause I can get behind. I’m making food to bring, see y’all tomorrow
If you're in the Chicago area, they need your help moving the bean 7 inches to the left tomorrow.
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*paws at you* can we get drunk *paws at you* can we get drunk *paws at you* can we get drunk *paws at you* can we get drunk *paws at you* can we get drunk
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frosted goblet of DC would do me wonders
This being the large Diet Coke I ordered
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I wanna eat sour cream with my friends like those Daisy commercials
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[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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babe I’m sorry I can’t be big john golf
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Replying to @StevefromWendys
Shoutout the bandana boys 🫡
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I think I could tame a cheetah and we’d be chill. hope I run into one someday.
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I’m saving up to purchase the Dubreuillosaurus holotype and prevent someone evil from obtaining the fossil
The holotype of #Dubreuillosaurus, a Jurassic theropod found in Normandy🇫🇷, goes to auction in Paris on 18 Nov. Please share and support the campaign to preserve this specimen for paleontologists and the public. 💰fr.ulule.com/dino ✍️c.org/TBbTRGBKYY #FossilFriday
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movie about a normal day at work for me
First trailer for ‘KARŌSHI’, starring Teo Yoo, Cynthia Erivo and Giancarlo Esposito. The action-thriller follows a man who infiltrates a powerful company that holds employees with a twisted corporate loyalty. In theaters on February 5, 2027.
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@cop330 smooth boy!
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Don’t get me wrong, crunchy peanut butter is delicious. But it’s doesn’t even hold a light to smooth, creamy nut butter
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I’m too young to die. I still haven’t learned how to properly spread jelly on bread.
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pirates of the carribean marathon. this will surely have lasting effects on my personality the next few weeks
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One lucky kid will be treated to rally heaters
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“These woods are mine” type shit
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