Codie

Happy 1 year anniversary of not having to hold your farts in anymore! #wfh

I win, mom had her friend make my dress, their cat peed on it, she tried to hide it from me by washing it 3 times, had my thumbnail ripped off the day before, had to dance with my hand above my head so no one would bump it, AND my date left to go to work at 10pm... #promfail

Has anyone noticed that if you have @ATT you can’t make phone calls or receive them? At least in #nyc #worldisending

you are welcome #swoop facebook.com/codie.eisenberg…

.@amyschumer the comedy queen in Queens 🙌 Enjoy Astoria, we have excellent food and outdoor spaces. #GreetingCardsMyMomWouldWrite #tourism

.@Adele "what are my tears worth" #drama #adeletickets safe to say we have some super fans in the office youtu.be/U3YbNKUSb2A

I'll take my dollars elsewhere to those who appreciate my bod @hm #notreble

I always carry an XL @hm just tell me that your clothes are not for me #DontWantToSpendMyFridayNightOnThePhoneWithYou #DoesntMakeSense

Who decides that? @hm give me his number

Thank god for @Long_Tall_Sally #sponsorme #keepmyankleswarm #🙅hm

Would love to have a Jacquard-knit cardi for xmas, #nope not in XL #onesizedoesnotfitall @hm

Disrespected by sales associate who said "we don't make XL" @hm but you make XS?

Extremely disappointed @hm. Sz L fits like S and no XL? What about us ladies taller than 6'?! Taking my business elsewhere. Thnx @jcpenney

Thank you @Mariobatali we don't go out much but when we do we can count on you for the best #myhero #allthatsleft

Im a really tall girl, I thoroughly enjoy making people feel uncomfortable on the subway by standing JUST a little too close #iadmitit

Love when my two faves are in the same room, you gentleman are fantastic @jimmyfallon @_JeremyRenner

Can't sleep, tell me something good twitter.

#olympics did NBC just run that Missy Franklin commercial before she "won her first gold medal"?!?!

@_JeremyRenner i wish this guy was still that little