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freelance pop culture + beauty writer | bylines: @refinery29 | @allure | @marieclaire | @byrdie | @cosmo | @vulture | etc host @nexttopbestpod ceo of paddington

Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2008
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fun fact: i hate chardonnay across the board. get these trash grapes with or without oak away from me!!!!!!!
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me liking and retweeting every single tweet whacking tf outta haley stevens rn
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New York rewards those who still know how to look up
Bill Brand’s Masstransiscope is still incredibly cool: a vibrant zoetrope in the old Myrtle Ave station. See it from the right side of a Manhattan-bound B/Q leaving DeKalb. A fun side effect of modernizing the DeKalb Interlocking will be seeing it at full speed, as god intended.
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. @NYCMayor what is your plan to get men to stop covering dancing on my own by robyn
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mamdani better be at jellicle ball tonight i stg
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🔥 @hasanthehun popped the fuck off here: "Everyone being like, 'Abdul has a fuck-ton of work to do mending bridges', here's the fucking take nuke for you: You are all unbelievably Islamophobic pieces of shit. You literally called the dude a fucking terrorist for months on end and called him a sexist, misogynist, terrorist, bad candidate, fake doctor when he has two fucking degrees. And now you're going to say sit there and be like, 'you really gotta come to me now.' What are you talking about? Do you wanna win or not? LOCK THE FUCK IN."
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Rachel Maddow
What is this genre of men called etc etc
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7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that
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Too many other performers blocking my view of the muppets
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I do think people 25 and under should watch early Vanderpump rules not because it proves elder millennials were so great and had superior culture (let’s be honest it potentially proves the opposite, back to the days when every girl owned 40 15 dollar chunky statement necklaces) but that it shows there was this completely different culture pre 2016 that was eradicated utterly in the midst of cataclysmic social upheaval and there’s value in remembering a pre polarization era where there was kind of broad optimism and earnestness coupled with a trashy sleazy youth culture that was significantly more permissive than what exists now. Like everyone in those first couple of seasons would be immediately canceled now weekly for the things they said and did on tv.
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Slampig
The Queen has arrived! 👑 #Wimbledon
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emmy award nominee ariana madix
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Ppl are so denial abt his redpill bcs he doesn't act like myron gaines. This is literally him thinking he's a "high value man". This is the result of redpill ideology, where men are considered the prize & women have to prove themselves to be "worthy" by providing acts of services
“she’s literally shown me she’s worthy to be my girl” and that really flew out of his mouth with a straight face… kc you are not ANYBODY’S prize #loveislandusa
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ELSBETH is copaganda, but it also has a whole episode where Andrew Rannells murders Jaime Lloyd (played by Gabriel Ebert) and they have to use Jaime Lloyd’s SUNSET BOULEVARD outdoor camera walk to disprove the alibi.
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make harold and kumar go to white castle into a musical tbh
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my bf going "but i thought you liked carl with lindsay who is aniyah" OMG JUST GO
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To those asking me if they should watch love island: this shit isn’t for the weak. It’s an hour every day for 6 weeks. It’s a commitment, a marathon, and ur gonna wonder why ur watching this shit but keep at it u will see levels of psychological torture never before seen
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bowen yang saying the jimmy awards are “the grammys for people who called caissie levy mother before she was playing mother” CORRECT
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nobody: not a single person: no one: my brain at any given moment of the day: JACOB! JACOB AND SONS!!!!
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when the blackout happened in 2019 i thought i was living in new york history i was so wrong
These last 12 months have really showcased a new generation that is extremely enthusiastic about participating in historic New York City moments
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