Shipping software across mobile, web, and backend · Currently building bankstract (https://teapawt.net/t.co/V41ZWiLkyK)
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined March 2017
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Jeffery Orazulike retweeted
One minute, you’re just a bank staff earning ₦140k/month, commuting between Iyana Ipaja and VI daily. Next minute , you have a PR in Europe, drive a nice car, a nice apartment, and the freedom to travel and afford almost anything you want, all within 2 years. Still crazy to me.
Jeffery Orazulike retweeted
and to add to this, prefer boring investments that will take some time to pay off. don’t let the fear of going broke move you to make silly and hasty decisions.
have a lot of savings. cash is king.
stifle your wants. you don’t need that car, you don’t need those gadgets. buy things because you need to, not because you want them. it is also ok to buy your wants from time to time.
lastly, detach from making money your personality. stop flexing. money should buy you time, not an avenue to flex on people, you just come off retarded doing that.
Jeffery Orazulike retweeted
Every delivery app in Lagos stops before PAU Ibeju-Lekki.
We've been crossing that line since 2018, 13 kitchens, one car, one fee split between everyone on the run.
sudu.store
Jeffery Orazulike retweeted
Lagos Life launched on October 1st. Just 9 days later, over 4.7 million people have played the game.
Today, I’m excited to announce that Vatar, the parent company behind Lagos Life, has closed a $500K angel round led by AB Hassan (@ijbguy), Nathan Nwachuku (@_KingNath), and GB Agboola (@TechProd_Arch).
Lagos is just the beginning. We’re building entire worlds, and there’s so much more to come. 🌍
vatar.com
Jeffery Orazulike retweeted
The reason everyone is working so hard right now is that people kind of feel like something is coming to an end and this is the last opportunity to break out.
Jeffery Orazulike retweeted
samloader-rs 2.2.0 is out!
For this release, I tasked AI agents with reverse-engineering Samsung’s official Odin4 binary alongside bootloaders across multiple device eras to build a (hopefully) rock-solid, accurate firmware-flashing implementation.
There are also plenty of smaller goodies, fixes, and features packed into this build—check out the full changelog below.
Even bigger things are in the pipeline for this project. Stay tuned! 😁
github.com/topjohnwu/samload…
Jeffery Orazulike retweeted
life update:
last week I moved to Barcelona to join the @b2slab in Universitat Politècnica de Catalunya for the next 3 months. I'll be working on foundational models for healthcare with an amazing team.
I'm also open to intros in healthtech, and if you're in the area, hit me up 😝
It's how you said this with straight face. "Celebrating kirks death" lol
This is worse, lol
on this topic of placing one’s girlfriend on a monthly allowance btw
was talking to someone a few weeks back and they broke down the concept to me
they said it came from nine to five workers who want to provide for their girlfriends but don’t get paid till the end of the month. so whenever she needs money for something, he just tells her to write it down or add it up. then at the end of the month, when he gets his salary, he pays her everything that piled up, all at once, like her own paycheck
It’s not a fixed amount, it’s just whatever she needed that month
he explained it to me and i still find it very ridiculous
Jeffery Orazulike retweeted
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Jeffery Orazulike retweeted
The Ronaldo Rulebook: Heads He Loses, Tails He Loses
Football doesn’t hate Ronaldo. It hates consistency.
Because with Ronaldo, the rules change every 5 minutes.
The "Mentality" Rule
Team wins 2-0, Ronaldo doesn’t score _"Selfish. Bad attitude. Only cares about himself."
Barça wins 5-0, Yamal cries for not scoring "Mentality monster. Elite winner. That’s the standard."
So wanting goals is toxic when it’s CR7, but leadership when it’s anyone else?
The "Body" Rule
2003: _"Too skinny. Won’t survive the PL.
He hits the gym, eats clean, becomes a Greek statue.
2025: "Why is he always flexing? Thinks he’s a model."
Bro was told to get bigger. He did. Now he’s punished for listening.
3. The "Evolution" Rule
Ronaldo starts as a skillful winger. Dribbles, assists, showtime.
Team needs goals he drops the tricks, becomes a machine. 800+ goals.
Response: _"He’s not even technical. Just a poacher. Just penalties."
Messi adds goals to his game _"GOAT evolution."
Ronaldo does it "He sold out."
You can’t ask a player to adapt for the team and then erase his old game to discredit him.
The "Penalty" Rule
Ronaldo masters penalties _"Tap-in merchant. Stat-padding.
Messi wins World Cup with 6 penalties → "Carried Argentina. Clutch gene.
Messi then misses 3 pens in a row ..let’s not talk about that."
A goal is a goal until the wrong person scores it.
This was never about football.
It’s about a kid from Madeira who was told he wasn’t good enough, got good enough, then got too good.
And now people are rewriting history to cope.
You told him to get stronger. He did.
You told him to score more. He did.
You told him to win. He did.
Now you’re mad he did everything you asked.
You can’t eat your cake and have it.
Pick a lane.
No no you can't cry like that man, it's just first game ffs teapawt.net/STMalternate6/status/2…
Jeffery Orazulike retweeted
Solve leetcode guys 💪🏾
Temitope to Ukeme : “You just Dey aura farm London”
Ukeme : “You know how many Leetcode I solve”😂😂😂
@ukeme__edet @la_y1w0la @aphrotee__
Jeffery Orazulike retweeted
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