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Writing https://xitter.cf/t.co/1qxJJzsmdZ. Optimistically Sh*tting myself.

 South Africa
chris-vermeulen.com
Joined April 2018
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I wish I was able to buy every cyber security person who had to deal with yesterday a beer and give them a hug. You did good and sorry this happened ❤️ It was a tough day.
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I was at a comedy pub recently with a nice background on the stage. Afterwards I spoke to the owner, and he was saying how he spent a good deal of time on that. Why ? Because excellence demands no explanation. You might not even notice … but he knows.
Taylor Otwell
@taylorotwellOct 14
Replying to @MKantautas
But I'll know.
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Interesting question from the wife: When you order a belt online, and you measure your waist, is that where the last, first, or middle hole will be ?
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One of the big unlocks with these agents for me has been building calculators for things. Building a calculator in the past to speculate on costs took engineering time, or doing sheets to see whether a eng investment made sense. So much easier now to make informed decisions.
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Got so used to working in Codex, when I want to ask a simple question about my house plants, I have to watch it setup a new worktree first.
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TIL about the @LarabellesPHP community. larabelles.com/

Laravel

Larabelles is a community for PHP and Laravel developers under-represented due to their gender.

larabelles.com
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Chris Vermeulen retweeted
Pascal Baljet@pascalbaljet10 Jun 2025
Live demo of Laravel in Kubernetes by @lone_developer 💻
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Chris Vermeulen retweeted
Laravel Live UK@LaravelLiveUK6 May 2025
🎤Speaker Announcement! @lone_developer will be talking about "Laravel and Kubernetes". Get your tickets: laravellive.uk
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Salt is important in both culinary experience, and password protection.
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I've noticed a massive increase in AI generated responses from folks when they respond to messages in Slack. They are third-language english speakers. I get it. It is however funny to see formally worded responses to DMs in Slack. Humans are now talking to humans through AI.
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Me: "Great work on implementing X features" Them: "I am very thankful of your support in the features I have been involved in. I appreciate the opportunity to contribute to the success of our team. I will continue to work diligently ..." Me: 🤔
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Also recently had someone respond to a team message that started: "Certainly. Here is a formatted professional response: "
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Amazon TV Stick now showing ads when I switch on the TV is … just plain shit really …
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My team’s use of emoji’s in their pull request titles have increased from 0 to 20%. Does that mean I’m succeeding at this management thing ?
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It’s finally here 🤓 new website 🎉🎉🎉 helenbartimote.co.uk/

Helen Bartimote Consulting

helenbartimote.co.uk
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I asked Chad to rephrase an entire technical proposal as someone who wears a beanie and says "bruv" a lot. I think I'm going to update the company guidelines, so that this is the ONLY way you're allowed to submit proposals now ... innit ?!
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When 15K of your 18K AWS bill is data transfer.
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Just an incredible athlete in peak physical condition
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Genai is merely the paintbrush of the 21st century.
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