Professional-ish Stuntman. Delusional Dreamer. I yap about D2C E-Commerce, Brand Building, the Red Sox #DirtyWater & the soul crushing Dolphins #PhinsUp

Miami, FL
Joined May 2009
Happy Word Series Game 1 Day to those who celebrate. Let's go Brewers! Milwaukee in 6. #WorldSeries #WinOurWay #ThisIsMyCrew
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AI is an accelerator. ⛽️🔥 You still have to be intelligent and have a full understanding of what you are doing. It can help intelligent people do things faster and at insane scale. It can also speed run something into the ground if that idea is led by a fucking idiot.
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Jarren Duran at $11.1 Million is a steal. And if you disagree you probably have blue hair and drive a Subaru. 20 Bombs. 20 Bags. Willing to go to battle at any time. #DirtyWater
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For comparison sake, Kyle Tucker hit 17 bombs and stole 12 bags this season. And he is getting $240 million over 4 years from the Dodgers.
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Your mobile numbers are next. Just wait for the AI agent sim swap shit storm. Get on @efani - use code “long” and get your 2nd month free or $99 off the annual plan. 👉 efani.com/long Secure and lock down everything.
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Buckle up. See last post. 💀
Quest Diagnostics has been hacked. Patient data was exposed. They serve roughly half of U.S. hospitals and physicians. Investigation ongoing.
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99.99% of people don’t understand how insane the last 48 hours have been. Rotate your API keys. Change your passwords. Enable 2FA with a yubiKey on everything. Move off Google Auth etc. Or get absolutely wrecked.
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Social experiment to identify the lazy & dumb. I'm here for it. If you give an AI agent access to your stuff you have it coming. Can't wait for all these small brains celebrating on social media that their AI agent booked them a dinner reservation or an Uber to disappear. RIP.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Morgan Stanley, Bank of America, JPMorgan, and Wells Fargo detect unauthorized AI agents accessing customer accounts and attempting to act without user instructions.
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Fable 5.5 today? Everyone rides on the newest model being able to clean up the slop and clusterfuck another model created. It’s still an elephant riding a bike. Might eventually figure it out. Might eventually get to the destination. But it’s going to be ugly.
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The last thing Florida drivers need are flying cars. 💀
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This might be the best marketing I have seen in a while. Big brain 🧠 move. This gave me an idea 💡
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Now way?! Fake soda that tastes like what I'd image butthole water tastes like isn't selling? Shocking.
Poppi isn't meeting expecations for Pepsi after buying it for $2 bn: "Poppi is underwhelming: Pepsi now expects to pay almost none of the $300 million bonus it promised the sellers if the brand hit its targets" wsj.com/business/its-too-lat…
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If you need a "personal AI agent" to order a pizza for you, then you are retarded. If you give an AI agent access to your Google account (email, workspace, docs, drive, etc.) for a "free" pizza then you are a fucking moron.
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Imagine if @MikeJudge brought Silicon Valley back to @HBO with the same cast of characters, but in the AI startup world. It would be amazing.
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Absolute Cinema! 👏 I've seen enough. Bulldoze every school and put up data centers if it means more of this.
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If you need some guy on the internet to remind you to wash your balls in order to get women you have far bigger problems. This is like if an X rage bait post and a LinkedIn try-hard post had a baby. Next-level slop. There is NO WAY this can be real.
Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends) Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night. Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion. Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper. Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite. Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2. Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you. My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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