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Dimwitted clerics like this almost over-ran Bida town few years ago. It took the intervention of Etsu Yahaya and other elders to smoke them out when the authorities came for them. The authorities made a very good example of Mallam Isah Gausu then, and since then, the town has been enjoying relative peace even though we still have a handful of them remaining. It's time our governors and leaders put an end to this brewing inferno in Arewa.
“If you believe that Allah Almighty is not beneath the sky, your punishment is to be slaughtered.” — JIBWIS cleric in Sokoto. Cautioned: No belief or theological disagreement should ever be used to justify murder.
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This airport isn’t a priority especially as the MMIA renovation and expansion will be completed in 6-9months max! What any incoming governor should focus on is urban renewal, sewage & water reticulation and power generation! We don’t need another airport yet that can come later.
Will the incoming governor resuming in 6 months time be able to deliver the Lekki International Airport, as well as the Green Line, and the Badagry Seaport, as well as complete all the pending projects of this administration? What do you think?🤔 📍Lekki International Airport🇳🇬✈️
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A young man recently asked a woman if she wanted to make out in his car, and he became a whole story time on TikTok. You women only love direct men online.
I love me a direct man, tell you me you just tryna crack, don’t pretend you in love with me.
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People that supported GEJ in 2015 are waxing lyrical about turn of the South, if you allow anyone to bobo you in 2027, na you Sabi.
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That's the kind of candidate @TheoAbuAgada and Co fielded for NDC in Imo state 🤣
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The NDC candidate has been using my poor igbo speaking to attack me 😭 I asked him to write his name
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I place stupidity like this squarely on Asemota’s shoulders! You lot gassed these folks up so much they really believe they’re somehow better! I keep saying this, I’ve been to Accra multiple times, it’s not even as nice as Owerri, a tier 2 city in Nigeria FFS!
You are very much aware that the slightest chance you get you’ll enter Ghana yet you are claiming Ghanaians envy Nigerians. We understand you want to use that to console yourself. 👍🏾
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2. The time anyone cared about what Atiku did and didn’t do or how things will end, finished in 2023. So this your talk no make sense. If Atiku wins, good If he doesn’t win, good. Fact is the man has had a fulfilled life that many, including yourself, may never have.
Replying to @Cicerorian_
Still better than whatever it is you are proposing we do with atiku (a man who has never won an election in his life before). My joy is that by this time next year, atiku will have been retired permanently from any thing politics in Nigeria.
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Oh! This makes sense. I remember reading that some electricity equipment had procurement issues during Obj’s rule. It was part of the fraud that Atiku was falsely accused of🤣
President Tinubu directs urgent clearance of over 300 containers of stranded electricity equipment, some held at ports for 20 years. arise.tv/tinubu-orders-relea…
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You don't appreciate how PMS price feed into overall inflation in Nigeria, especially food inflation. Then transportation or you don't think the "common man" move around? Plus Nigeria has almost a non existent "public transportation".
2 Unspoken facts about 🇳🇬fuel subsidy >> The majority of rural households have always used firewood, even at the peak of the kerosene subsidy. >> Majority of petrol subsidy was captured by the middle class upwards. In summary, the “for the common man” is a political rhetoric
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To every founder, engineer, and dreamer gathered at the National Theatre in Lagos today for Moonshot by @TechCabal: you have built world-class companies in spite of policy, and I want to be the President who builds policy that works for you. I will give young companies tax relief in their early years. I will also make the government your customer by digitising public services, budgeting, and procurement, and I will require every new development to be fibre-ready. You have proven what Nigerian talent can do alone. Imagine what it can do with a government on its side. -AA #MoonshotByTechCabal #Moonshot2026
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So one term of 4 years for the igbo man. Anyway, I dey like this kind dream. It sells well. Then we pair Kwankwanso with a yoruba man. SW (8yrs VP) that will now be 12 yrs President (assuming BAt doesn't win) and then 16 years VP.
Peter Obi wins the election next year. Rabiu Kwankwaso to run in 2031, who is the most possible vice presidential candidate to him?
Seyi MakindeAlex OttiIsaac IdahosaSeriake Dickson
51%Seyi Makinde
40%Alex Otti
2%Isaac Idahosa
8%Seriake Dickson
5,773 votes • Final results
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From "student loans exist in your UK too" To "if we give you 24/7 power, can you pay for it?" I will see job to pay back nelfund, but I won't see money to pay for 24/7 power APC is a fool's party
APC people: US, UK, CANADA give students loan too It is the provision of social amenities they draw the line.
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Masussuka was born on September 19, 1979. Maitatsine was killed on December 28, 1980. Masussuka was just one year, three months and nine days old when Maitatsine was killed. How on earth could a baby barely 15 months old have been Maitatsine’s student? Ku ji tsoron Allah mana.
You know maitatsine right? You know what he did? Masussuka was his student
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What percentage of these "recurrent" expenditure is salaries and not some bugos allowances?
Where should the money come from sir? Do you support halfing the federal civil service since recurrent expenditure is like half of our revenue? I’m asking you for where the money will come from? And HOPEFULLY you don’t tell me some bullshit about Prado jeeps. WHERE SHOULD THE MONEY COME?
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Nigerians use at least 5 times more electricity than the grid can provide on its best day. 90 million Nigerians flat out don’t have access to electricity. Gencos cover only 12 million Nigerian households. This is the discussion in which you’re talking about subsidized electricity. A country in which generators provide more electricity than the national grid, and in which solar is fast becoming more relevant. Is your generator subsidized? In any case, Education SHOULD be subsidized because it’s a net positive and a public good that ultimately improves societal outcome. That should not even be debated. You like doing comparisons, in 2025, Nigerians got something like $23b in foreign remittances, more than half of our budget for that year, how much of those remittances can be attributed to educated Nigerians who japa-ed and are earning with the knowledge gotten from subsided Nigerian education? If Nigeria is too unproductive to absorb its educated, is it not a benefit to us if they compete as part of the global talent pool? What is your argument against subsidized education specifically? If the government strips away subsidies in PMS, fair enough. So should it not subsidize education? Is our current educational budget, or even at its peak, not below the standard as a percentage of GDP?
Nigerian public universities do not charge tuition. People study for four years for less than a thousand dollars. That’s superior to whatever financial aid some American students get, at least from a price and affordability perspective. Nigeria not only used to have petrol subsidies, we ALSO currently have energy subsidy, which is why we owe GENCOs 6 trillion+, which about 8b dollars. Secondly, the point here is that the Nigerian state ALREADY carries MANY burdens it can’t pay for, therefore the solution isn’t “cutting cost of governance” since that doesn’t compare at all to what the state has pledged to carry — for instance, the National Assembly, the biggest collection of robbers in the country, have a 577b personnel cost. The solution is raising more money. Americas tax to GDP ratio is 25%, and Nigeria’s is 8.2%, almost three times lower! How far do you think that would go in paying off our GENCO debt alone? That’s the point here, not your random deflections.
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Corruption is actually not our major problem but incompetence. Give me corrupt competent leader anyday than someone not corrupt but grossly incompetent, we've tried both in the country.
lol, again, this is false. 🇺🇸’s industrial age in the 19th century was built when it had terrible corruption. Reducing corruption will reduce efficiency drag but won’t make your country better if other factors ain’t fixed.
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There are countries with robust "welfare state" and single digit inflation.
Nigerians are an interesting people. So no one can connect the CRAZY inflation we’ve always had, the RIDICULOUS budget deficit, and our demand for a welfare state? I’m sorry, is that you guys think money drops from heaven? 😳
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Throughout the history of those killed by terrorists, this is the first time some people have come out to celebrate someone’s assassination simply because he was not a member of their sect, after they repeatedly threatened to kill him. And tomorrow they'll say the US is the BH.
This is a medical doctor from Northern Nigeria. When people tell you that, if Nigeria were to divide, they’d rather live in the South, you think it’s a joke. Now imagine how an average Northerner without education thinks. Logically, ba sai da rai za a bi tauhidin ba? Haba mana.
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