i was once a triplet

texas
Joined November 2019
but it should be
life ain’t all cheeseburgers and blowjobs
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lithping leetha retweeted
before i jump in front of this bus does anyone love me
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if you look at me & call me a cabrona while I have you dressed like this, I own you
erik karlsson i adore you
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walking? you sure?
.@GregAbbott_TX is block walking in Hutto following his campaign stop
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lithping leetha retweeted
tonight is either the funeral or the resurrection of Steve Sarkisian
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A threesome but it’s me getting fucked by depression and capitalism
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can I come over & do this
This is what a human highlight reel looks like
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how do I get this job
The first sausage race in World Series history goes to ... 👀
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TURN ME UP
I tweet for the real houstonians who ate at ponchos Mexican buffet or casa ole. You don’t know what them is you is not from the H
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do u love me even tho i act like Tony Soprano when im irritated?
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Women that look like this always have no friends
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Wow, you can almost see arch turning the ball over. 🧐
The new Apple Maps stadium rendering is insanely detailed 🤘 #HookEm
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sorry babe we can't have sex its too close to my bedtime
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threaten him thursday
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we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that
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It really tickles me to watch old frail men struggle to get out of their souped up corvettes & then manually lift their legs to get into said corvette.
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go wipe your ass & vote
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We broke up 12+ years ago.
7/10, there were notes
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My 6 year old daughter’s favorite movies being White Chicks, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore & Happy Gilmore 2, tells me I’m doing some questionable things as a parent.
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lithping leetha retweeted
Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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sex is a very intimate and sacred act. your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes the los angeles dodgers
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