moon loving texan mom death begets death begets death DNI if you’re from Spain
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I’ve bartended and worked at chilis, how the fuck does this mix up happen…
🚨#BREAKING: Multiple customers suffer chemical burns after a North Carolina Chili's employee mistakes an industrial cleaning chemical for salt while preparing margaritas.
Perks of having an only child is having the funds and availability to say fuck it let’s get concert tickets to his favorite artist and a hotel suite to celebrate his 5th birthday
my top coping mechanism being unavailable for election night???? back to c*caine I guess
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the gala guests having a nice time when suddenly some 20 something year old gold starts screaming about piss
What am I supposed to do today?????
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Read through this and wanted to point out that FL wasn’t calling RR YA, Netflix was…let’s all be glad Netflix lost the rights
Red Rising director Francis Lawrence said that the YA series' movie adaptation is a "priority" at Paramount after Netflix shelved its TV show adaptation. bit.ly/4yHyURu
Please stop being a fucking pussy and just buy a real gun. They’re not scary. Train with it. Train some more. Good fucking lord.
I think it's important for queer people to protect themselves in the safest way they are able. As a leftist, I'm a strong advocate for gun ownership and safety training.
Yeah, you read that right. If you go far enough left, you get your gonna back.
While we do have firearms in the house, they stay locked up in my closet.
This is Bernie the gas powered Blicky. A Byrna. My home defense weapon of choice, and the safest way for a home full of depressed neurodivergent folks and kids to feel safe in an uncertain world.
If the blue laser and 1000 lumen light in the face doesn't deter someone, and the first round of pepper spray/teargas combo doesn't stop someone, the four steel balls that follow certainly will. If that doesn't stop someone, then we've got backups that go bang, and they certainly will.
It won't unalive anyone, but if somebody takes a couple hits they're going to wish it had for long enough to get away.
