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lorenz

@lorenzhellman

i told the barber “just fuck me up fam” but i didn’t think he’d ACTUALLY fuck me up oh my god

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Joined June 2019
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Manifesting this level of insanity for the direct
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[He's trying so hard not to cry.] I'm fine
CORIAN (@HuntersHearth) profile pictureCORIAN@HuntersHearth13 Nov 2022
Oh!! Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!! [ Letting go!! Nothing's broken at least - she helps him to his feet. ] Oh, man, are you okay...????
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hHGFHSEDJKGHHHHGHHK— [Crumpling like a paper napkin almost immediately.]
CORIAN (@HuntersHearth) profile pictureCORIAN@HuntersHearth13 Nov 2022
[ Shaking it! Mara has, unfortunately, forgotten not to crush it. ] Hi!!! It's nice to meet you :)
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[Trying extremely hard to act normal and not insecure over his haircut.] ...Thank you. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. [Holding out his hand. Smile :).]
CORIAN (@HuntersHearth) profile pictureCORIAN@HuntersHearth13 Nov 2022
Okay!!! [ Totally won't do this ] I'm Mara!!! I like your hair, it's funky!
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Actually, my name is Lorenz Hellman Gloucester. You ought to remember it.
CORIAN (@HuntersHearth) profile pictureCORIAN@HuntersHearth13 Nov 2022
I could never be mad at you!! [ checking smudged handwriting ] Lorenz Hell Man Junior
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are you mad at me
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CORIAN (@HuntersHearth) profile pictureCORIAN@HuntersHearth13 Nov 2022
You lost a follower for this
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You lost a follower for this
lorenz (@lorenzhellman) profile picturelorenz@lorenzhellman13 Nov 2022
I got lost in "Cracker Barrel".
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【🐛】i lost a follower for this
lorenz (@lorenzhellman) profile picturelorenz@lorenzhellman13 Nov 2022
I got lost in "Cracker Barrel".
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【🐛】 like fucking immediately. what the fuck
I got lost in "Cracker Barrel".
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Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!
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[looking a little green] lorrie i don’t think i can celebrate white girl wednesday with you
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😶
- claude. (@moonlitdeer) profile picture- claude.@moonlitdeer13 Sep 2022
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[swishing his cup of orange juice around] it’s really awesome i swear
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[conversing with a wall] my friend... i think they are unaware that mentioning "toothpaste" is an "anachronism".
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(It smells like toothpaste in here.)
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(Did they change the wallpaper again?)
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had a dream i was taking a quiz with lorenz and cori? and it diagnosed me with “you will die alone”
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Replying to @lorenzhellman
ummm
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if i’m stuck in the time loop everybody has to be stuck in the time loop
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【🐛】 how long before byleth rpers start using circles for nsfw
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