Writer for http://t.co/YjBOPfr9Py. Web developer for @phelous dot com dot com. Your imaginary friend. He/him.
Joined September 2011
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"all politicians lie"
Yes, but the important difference is a pol will lie about what they're going to do.
A Conservative lies about what they've DONE, even when there's overwhelming evidence.
Unfixed problems get claimed as fixed. This is lethal during a pandemic #Elxn44
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@Hevesh5 got a VERY excited little guy who spent his birthday money on exactly what he wanted the most.
(He's extra happy to have grey dominos, especially)
ALT Birthday boy holding the new H5 dominos set
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Funny how since "mr. No Bots" took over this shit-ass site, 99% of my notifications are "likes" of random old Tweets by extremely obvious porn bots.
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Happy "some rich people's property got damaged so let's start a war with the wrong people and cost millions of lives and trillions of dollars" day.
If they still pretend it was about the victims, a 9/11s worth of deaths A DAY over last 3 years exposes the hallow sentient.
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@LetsGoToTheEX can I bring my own kids wagon to the cne? (Standard size Radio Flyer fold up wagon)
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I might have lucked out; I've been a patron of @Diamandahagan for years. My credit card has sent payments to Patreon Ireland many times, so it probably wouldn't be flagged as out of the ordinary.
The takeaway: everyone should give Hagan a dollar a month for "safety".
For no reason whatsoever, just wanted to remind you that yes, indeed, they did make a third Riddick movie.
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@DiceFunkPodcast My credits joke couldn't have gone off any more hilarious even if i tried!
@pussyfullawasps @skitchmusic
(With apologies to Counter-Fifth)
Holy flipping spinach, @choochoobear is a guest on @bastardspod?!?! This is a world rending chocolate-and-peanut butter moment in podcasting!!!!
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Seriously, it's a cosmic event three and a half years in the making.
teapawt.net/choochoobear/status/11…
Me: "It would be really cool to be on Behind the Bastards."
My Depression: "Really? REALLY? You wanna go down that road?"
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@BechdelCast Titanic stuff!
The story lead me to this real time animation of the sinking tho, very well made and kind of disquieting youtube.com/watch?v=PboGLRAE…
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Netflix was going to open a second hole, but cancelled the project.
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Towns around here are allowing huge LED billboards by roads; huge, blinding & distracting with constant movement. All for ads.
I know it's illegal for me to paintball the hell out of them, but what if I just left loaded positional guns by the signs and whatever happens happens?
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Discord: "good news we're changing everyone's username so you aren't a name followed by a bunch of random numbers!"
Me: ok, I'll use the same username 'Lorne'
Discord: ooo that's one's taken. How about Lorne(bunch of random numbers)
Good jorb, Discord.
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Listening to archives of @knowledge_fight and got to the introduction of @DJDanarchy epic theme song. A pivotal moment in history.
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If the Texas ice storm crisis is an indicator, then Florida citizens will get actual aid and relief when @AOC flies in herself & a team of volunteers, and raises millions in direct aid.
cnn.com/2021/02/21/politics/…
Jesus. Fort Lauderdale, Florida is underwater right now and the mayor just said Ron DeSantis “has not yet called. I’m not sure what’s going on.”
DeSantis is in Ohio on a book tour. teapawt.net/ReOpenChris/status/164…
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