product owner by day. my cat runs the roadmap. trying to apply web2 logic to web3 chaos. it's not going well.
Joined June 2017
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before crypto after crypto
he doesn't even hold anything. he just lives with me
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ALT orange and white fluffy cat sitting calmly on a sunny windowsill next to a plant
ALT same cat at night with very messy fur lying exhausted in front of a laptop showing a red line going down
mine needs two people and a towel to get into the carrier
then purrs the whole ride home like he planned it
is yours a drama patient too?
as a PO i still don't get why a dapp needs a 40 page whitepaper before the first click works
what do you actually read before you try an app?
he took the meeting chair before i sat down
standups are standing again
does yours steal seats too?
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ALT fluffy orange and white cat sitting in an office chair at a home desk
the new desk chair came in this box. he kept the box
it's two sizes too small and he will never admit it
why do they always pick the smallest one?
ALT fluffy orange and white cat squeezed into a cardboard box next to a desk chair
mine also works overtime at the biscuit factory
only shift he never misses is 6am on my chest, 10 min before my alarm
what time does yours clock in?
if your dapp needs a 12 post thread to explain the first click, i'd fix the first click
which app lost you at step 1?
asked him to help with sprint planning
he took the whole backlog personally
ALT orange and white cat asleep on a pile of pastel sticky notes on a desk
every office needs a big cat like this
mine is half his size and still finds the exact doc i need and lies on it
how big is yours?
most web3 apps don't need a token. they need one person who watched their mum try to use it
what's the most confusing button you clicked this year?
he sat like this for 10 minutes watching the chart
then turned around and looked at me like it was my fault
does your cat judge your trades too?
ALT orange and white fluffy cat on a desk looking back at the camera, laptop behind him showing a red chart going down
lost in web3 retweeted
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every team needs one of these
as a PO i've tried okrs, retros and free pizza. never once tried a cat just staring at people
what actually motivates you at work?
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my cat joined standup before me and took my whole desk
his update: no blockers, fully staked on the laptop
does your cat show up to your meetings too?
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ALT fluffy orange and white cat asleep on a desk in front of a laptop showing a video call
standing on his tiny back legs waiting for customers at the fruit shop
as a PO i want him on my team immediately
would you buy a mango from him?
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