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Joined May 2017
Why is the government telling us to prepare for “something”’ for 3 days ? Why is it only 3 days ?? I’m pretty sure nothing will happen but it would be nice to know what I’m planning for ? I can cope with no inter lent for 3 days but if its nuclear war I won’t bother
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Just been sent this 😂 Bloke gets the sack at Travis Perkins and knocks his boss out as he leaves 🤣🤣
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Christmas chaos, mess, drama and too much food and farrr too many people .. next year we are going on holiday 23-27th ! Can’t bloody wait 🥰
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No dogs on the sofa 🛋️
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Genius idea… what can I get for £6😂😂
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Mentioned to the wife I’d like to go to Lapland …. Several moments later she has booked it for 2026 😬😬 I may have to get a second job …. Or sell feet pictures 😬😂😂
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It’s snowing 🌨️ Looks pretty heavy, car is snowed in… no work for me tomorrow 😬😂
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Week off work again and nothing to do… I need a hobby …. Or a part time job 💰 Coffee and biscuits is not a hobby 😂
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I’ve bought this for the dogs muddy feet as our garden is now a muddy bog from all the rain …. I should have got 2 😬😬😂😂
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That was a killer .. snowdon up the ranger path and down the Rhyd Ddu 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
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Getting some fluids onboard before Snowdon tomorrow 😶‍🌫️
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Love autumn but hate picking up leaves every day 😬
🤖 Made with AI
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How do you reset the X algorithm as I accidentally zoomed in on her dress to see what it was made out of and now my feed is all Sydney… and Rachel Reeves for different reasons 🫣😬🫣
Sydney Sweeney Stefanie Keenan/Getty
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£30 for a few pumpkins … called in at Aldi and they were 65p each 🫣🫣😂😂
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Always a funny memory … not sure on the dress but cracking legs 😂😂 Only issue was nobody knew who I was supposed to be 😂😂
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New shoe day but everyone at work is laughing at them ? 🫣😂 I’m not known for my style … was 90, now 54 ☺️ bargain
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