Dad, husband, and petroleum engineer. Any views expressed are my own.

Midland, TX
Joined September 2016
Huzzah Got sharkira up and running again
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Replying to @StitchKings
The cards are pretty cool! Can’t wait to open the rest! Finally going to be able to make my wife her princess deck and my daughter her villains deck!
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Awe RIP. Guess I need to sign up for some ai service to help.
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Had almost 20 kids take the sea cadets marksmen course this weekend. All but 4 passed and I beat everyone but one. To be fair I’ve never shot a 22 in my life. Felt good to rub it in their faces a bit this morning after they kept me up all night and woke up at 4 am.
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No idea what the secret service was shooting here but they must have been high caliber
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Picked up a bunch of Lorcana today. Wife wasn’t pleased when she heard how much I spent. Oops.
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Some sweet cards in this latest Lorcana set. Can’t wait to build some more decks with my son.
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How on earth is it possible for me to be a dad for almost 12 years and I’ve never had to replace a L1154F battery. My giant bag stuffed full of over a dozen type of button batteries does not have a single L1154F battery. Wtf!?!🤬
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Hmmm @prioritypasscom I’m stumped here Plz help
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Lmao you can’t make this shit up. Got in almost 8 hours late due to delays with @SouthwestAir. Now they cancel our flight on the way home.
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Going to be a rough first day at the park
Wife’s birthday weekend to Disney world isn’t going so hot. Southwest delays changed our arrival from 7:30 PM to 1:10 AM. Wonderful.
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