ALT A shopfront with the sign āTurtles Cafe and Pizzaā and the TMNT logo. This was a cartoon I remember from the 90sā¦ The cafe is in Oxford, on the Iffley Road. There are better looking places to eat nearby. There is artificial turf to the front and the right hand side of the sign is mysteriously absentā¦.
ALT A close-up of a shopfront with the sign āTurtles Cafe and Pizzaā and the TMNT logo. This was a cartoon I remember from the 90sā¦ The cafe is in Oxford, on the Iffley Road. There are better looking places to eat nearby. There is artificial turf to the front and the right hand side of the sign is mysteriously absentā¦.
ALT A pint of Poretti. A bag of Bacon Fries. What is life. The tills are broken. I have a tab. I donāt know. You might know. I donāt though. It doesnāt get easier š
ALT Conbadge for furrific. Thatās a high number š¤ It took me eight hours to get here š
ALT Ā£30 for Qyality Street. I mean, itās a big tin, but itās not that fucking bigā¦. š
ALT Solitary pint upon the table. The bar is empty. The chairs bare. It is not early. I am tired.
ALT Fursuiter looming toward the camera. He is both menacing and cute; the dichotomy of life āŗļø
ALT Fursuiter kneeling on the floor; bright red harness. He adopts a begging posture. Hast thou treats?
ALT Marinaded chicken thighs, packed with flavour, skewed onto a spike. They will go into the Big Green Egg for several hours and form the basis of a kebab š»
