iloveuihateu

vamp | satire
Joined September 2021
my son gonna be hyped asf when i name him playboi carti
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JUST IN: Playboi Carti has announced his 2028 bid for President of the United States 🇺🇸
Drake will reportedly sing the national anthem for the Chiefs vs Seahawks game tonight.
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Hiding your emotions so much you start having memory loss
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Thanks for having me @Drake last night was a movie 🔥🔥🔥🔥🍾
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Drake bringing out Playboi Carti (2017)
Odds Drake is the top artist on Spotify US this year hit record high
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My boss just posted a job application for my exact position
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Never forget when Shane Gillis and Playboi Carti linked up at Ken Carson’s album release party 📸
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You can’t give up your dreams in order to escape your nightmares
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meanwhile Playboi Carti :
Drake is currently on pace for the biggest streaming year in hip-hop history 📈 His odds of ending the year as Spotify US’s top artist have reached an all-time high on Kalshi.
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Every real mf has felt this exact emotion at least once in their life before
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when the woman gets nervous talking to me
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New girl im talking to just posted me on the feed for the first time and there’s 4x more sends than likes
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She started typing her IG in and her account popped up after just the first letter
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bro wants to be Carti so bad 😭😭😭😭😭
Drake courtside for the Toronto Raptors season opener 🏀
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Was swiping on tinder and saw my gf
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When she slowly starts drifting from your mind after months of thinking about her everyday
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Never forget Playboi Carti, Soulja Boy & Rich The Kid’s collab “Bentley” [2016] Soulja Boy lost the computer that had this song saved on it 😭😭
🤝 Paid partnership
Soulja Boy’s “Crank That” was #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 on this date in 2007. He made it on a free demo version of FL Studio, using only its most basic sounds.
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What game was I even spitting last night
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Built this algorithm brick by brick
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Told a girl I couldn’t go on a date until this weekend and she said “That’s okay, I’d love to spend all week looking forward to it. Can’t wait to seeyuhhh” #MYTYPE
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November is in 2 WEEKS ?????????
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