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✨voila✨ forever aspiring to do a cartwheel

Texas
Joined April 2014
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Y’all I’m terrified of needles and always need someone there for moral support whenever I get a vaccination. BUT HERE I AM IN LINE BY MYSELF FOR THE COVID VACCINE AND IM SO EXCITED.
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the christmas tree is up 🤠
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do i do a big balla move and counter with a ridiculous offer......worst they can do is say no right???
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i told yall to stop inviting me out to stuff but here i am with my planner out and filling it up. stop pls.
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me: doesnt suffer from insomnia but constantly sabotages sleep cycle by binging webtoons til the sun comes up
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Personality and charisma 9/10 but toxic? ew 0/10.
NO ONE INVITE ME TO ANYTHING UNTIL NEXT YEAR!!!! That includes all weddings!!! I’m maxed out
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the nice thing about my ADHD is that if my apartment is haunted I will literally never notice it “silly me, always leaving these cupboards and drawers open and the sink running at full blast,” I say, as a frustrated ghost screams into a pillow in the corner
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I can’t believe someone took the entire box of candy I set out. Like didn’t even leave the empty box for me
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sassy sassquatch retweeted
me coming up w my various schemes and also plans
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Lol idk why people try to keep me on a tight leash when I’m a free spirit 🤩
When u finally connect the dots so ur friends see it then they validate u and u don’t gaslight urself no mo 🥹
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You can’t lie about going to UT. One look at your calves and it’s a dead giveaway.
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Sitting with bad posture to cancel out my exorcism arch during bench working sets 🫦🫦
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Tbh it makes me feel pretty special knowing that I’m benching this dudes squat weight 🥰
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Pro tip: listen to scary stories/serial killer podcasts while doing cardio for extra motivation
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sassy sassquatch retweeted
“in my slut era”
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The best friends who secretly like each other and transition into a cute awkward couple..I STAN SO HARD
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