My favorite new insult is telling people you look like the kinda person who buys a minky couture blanket for yourself – at Salt Lake City, UT
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How it feels opening Instagram in your late 20s:
- we’re engaged!
- marathon
- we’re expecting
- Strava stats
- surprise proposal
- gender reveal
- just got married
- pickleball
- trip to Japan
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my greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything
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You have to strongly rebuke anyone that insists they know you better than you know yourself













