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Night strolls are good. Night strolls in quiet places are better. Night strolls in quiet places with looming shadows and potential threat to your life are the best. I preferred the latter, mostly because at the time I didn't feel like I needed to live the next second. However I
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This is funny cuz folk don’t realize he’s only a celebrity because he was getting chased by a rival gang & ran into an acting school & due to his looks they casted him. The rest is history
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School holidays = more kids getting lost. For non-verbal children with autism especially...We need affordable ID bracelets with parents’ numbers and a note like “I have autism and may not speak.” Someone please build this. 🙏
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My penis is stuck inside of a Gatorade bottle, help me @Gatorade
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noticing that no one thinks the dad is narcissistic for being the main character….it’s just moms who are expected to fade away into frumpy side characters….….#interesting
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Top ten dumbest thing I ever did was trying to raw dog food poisoning (sikujua that's what I had) anyway kama tunafanana crop this and send it to your boss for an off day
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Doing all this w/o physically meeting hits way harder
Sometimes rules have to be broken for somethings to work,
Or rather somethings not to work
An axe for between the log and not in it,
Does it mean it won't fit,
No
For sure sometimes it's good to be above the system for them to listen
~jTHOUGHTS🐐
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Existe alguma explicação científica pras mulheres gostarem tanto de ver dois homens se pegando???
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I hate that Kenyan twitter could be on fire and I can’t get the gist properly coz they be typing in Swahili😭✋








































