Lucy Tollefson

Savings? You mean the money I keep in my Venmo account?

They should do a spotify wrapped type thing but for the emojis you use.

Sometimes I make mistakes and that's okay.

Everytime I see someone shit talk or complain about @SEAbuoy I'm going to add $1 to my Buoy tattoo fund jar. #buoy #seakraken

Do I want to change my major to urban planning, or do I just love playing Cities Skylines

Can we stop with gendered language? No one wants to be called "ma'am" even if they do identify as a woman.

I have made a lot of progress with myself, worked on my bad habits and grown a lot but I am still the worst procrastinator, like I don't even want to finish this tweet til later.

Love watching the Bucks and Packers win on the same day back-to-back. Feels like Christmas.

Boomers are more upset at people for saying their "thoughts" are with the victims of the "holiday" parade than they are that 40+ people are injured and dead. Imagine being that much of a braindead fuck. But sure tell me more about how Millennials are ruining things.

Who has two thumbs, woke up at 6am and is now a part owner of an NFL team?? This cheesehead! 👍🧀👍

Watching superteams lose is my kink

Everyone after they watch the latest #AnimalCrossingDirect 🦝 #AnimalCrossing #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

I am honestly having fomo over the Curderburger 😭

The thing that annoys me most about college is all the young people

Have y'all listened to "MMMBop" lately? It's depressing as hell.

You guys, it's called "Splatoon" not "that squid game" jeez

If we are living in a simulation, can we at least get fast travel??

Idk why people say that smoking weed makes you lazy. I was lazy long before I ever became a stoner.

Me deciding I might as well just go to college while the world is ending

Idk why everyone has been comparing fantasy football to Dungeons and Dragons lately. If anything, it's more like Pokémon. If you were an actual nerd who also loved sports you'd know that!